#this is facinating

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Excuse me? Tumblr what the fuck?

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Today I learned that...

>The new name for large intestine is liver

>The people who gets diarrhea after eating dairy products are called Diarrhea Survivors

>Mayonnaise is an Enzyme

>Frutos is also an Enzyme

> You can drink cigarettes

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im gonna make an instagram lmao bye

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guys!! i tried to get fall out boy tickets for the concert tomorrow (this was two weekends ago) and my mom couldnt decide cause it was on a wednesday i even said id buy both of our tickets!.... so saturday she sais an official no. i of course was pissed but THEN a radio station near hear did a give away for meet and greet tickets plus REAL tickets so of course i entered then my MOM ENTERED so we were waiting waiting waiting they announced the winner........

it wasnt us but i already knew we werent going to win cause I NEVER WIN ANYTHING but my mom was like sorry but i was never gonna take you anyeay...  THEN i just got home from dance and on my bed was a hard copy of John Green's The Fault in our Stars and 2 new pairs of PINK pants and a new pink shirt and shes like soryy does this make up for the concert?... and i was like YEA on the outsied but seriously thinkin it through on the inside...

aNYWAY the moral of story is my mom is really cool and doesnt like the party on wednesdays!

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