Good Omens as texts between me and my friends
Crowley: Go watch South Park you skrunkly homosexual
Shax: I canβt you fucking 18 wheel driver
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Gabriel: Miss her so much im wearing her panties
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Jim (to azira): Help. Iβm locked out. Please come get me. I need help
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Jim when he was walking around naked: I HAVE A DICK
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Crowley: Bro if I pass out during one of the classes itβs bc my organs have decided to do the tango inside of my body
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