[bluescluesposting]

[tooies]

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren't looking, there's some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that's going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don't. just think about that for a bit

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[sourcreammachine]

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[pettydavis]

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

[elliespectacular]

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

[boydykedevo]

i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

[psuedofolio]

Psyduck

[grecoromanyaoi]

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

[sarakipin]

Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

[seriousjones]

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

[wifehaver103947]

[wifehaver103947]

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[elodieunderglass]

Where’d she get that

[lovedbyjupiter]

[latriviata]

see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[emmavonskulltaker]

pssst the Monterey Bay Aquarium workers are unionizing and you can show your support 👇

Employees of the Monterey Bay Aquarium are forming their union! Monterey Bay Aquarium Workers United stands together to create a better futu