May 10, 2025
only vaguely related to the smile dip post I just made is my general headcanon that Ford would have absolutely no compunctions about trying hard drugs. like canonically he's got a bad caffeine addiction and is heavily implied to be a strong drinker if not an outright functional alcoholic. I think that he'd have moral issues with like, the drug trade and stuff like that but if someone offered him coke at any point in his life he'd 100% try it at least once and not hesitate for a moment because his main character disease means he'd never think he'd suffer the really strong consequences. and even if he DID he'd science the problem away.
anyway thank you for coming to my very stupid tedtalk.
#musings#gravity falls#ford pines#cw drug mention#stan tries not to bring up his old addictions and its not too hard since he kept it from wendy/soos/the other pines anyway#but one day he cant help but crack a joke about his old coke habit#and ford's only reaction is 'you know i always wanted to try cocaine but i never knew where to get it#and i didn't want to bother making it myself'#stan: 'what.'#ford: 'do you want to hear about all the crazy interdimensional drugs i DID get to try though?'#nobody ever offered him drugs because he looks like either he's too much of a dweeb to take them#or he'd narc immediately about them#which ford is a bit disappointed by#this is... stupid
