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“ ok, I’ll help”
“what?”
“you’re going to seduce Suga hyung right? I’ll help”
basically, yoongi is oblivious to everything, Jimin is Oblivious and kookie is the only one who knows what's going on?
Not a yoonminkook ff.
Jikook are rivals
Ch2: Jimin is not a fool.
on ao3 wattpad or just scroll down
Jimin is not a fool, even though the members always call him that.
He knows that for a fact.
The members always said he was foolish, but that was not true.
What is even a fool?
The members were only teasing him.
It was either that or they didn’t know him well enough
He’s sure about that...
He is the most careful one out of them... there was nothing in his behavior that indicated foolishness.
Except maybe for the fact that he teased Suga a bit...
And by a bit, he means a Lot....
Okay, fair enough. That may seem foolish but it’s not.
Jimin wasn’t a fool by doing that. He has his reasons and he knows what he is doing.
His behavior is the result of a series of careful reasoning and logical thinking.
The proof for that?
He’s still alive!
Jimin loved all his Hyungs dearly. He did.
But he did have a favorite.
That’s just how the human mind works ... We rank everything. That doesn’t mean he loves his other hyungs less... he just prefers Suga.
Even though his first impression wasn’t the best.
Suga is a rapper, which made him cool and daunting, he was also straightforward with his words and he had this aura about him that made him intimidating.
The fact that the first time he met him, Suga was only wearing boxers did not help.
But as they got to know each other better jimin found out just how soft the rapper really is.
Yoongi really cared for the members in his own way. The members liked to tease him about it calling him a tsundere.
As opposed to jimin, who made sure to show everyone how much he cared for them, yoongi did it quietly and secretly at the back.
Jimin liked that.
He liked to think that together they made the perfect team.
He secretly considered them a hero_unit that ensured the safety of the members. But he would never say it out loud... Yoongi will either kill or tease him.
He still remembers the very first-time yoongi looked after him...
They were still trainees at the time and jimin was beaming with happiness seeing as his clothes finally arrived, he walked into the dorms hugging this huge mountain of clothes with a smile on his face that faded the moment yoongi looked at him and opened his mouth.
It took him a moment to register what yoongi said.
” throw it all away”.
“w-what?” jimin stuttered still not believing he heard the older correctly, which got him an eye-roll and a sigh from suga before he proceeded to crash jimin’s excitement with his words:
“ I said throw that all away. You are not going to get anywhere dressing like that.
Those are your clothes, right? No offense but from what I saw of your fashion sense you are a disaster so just throw it all away.
If the pants you are wearing now serve as a reference I'm sure there’s nothing decent in this pile. It’s just going to take up space.”
and he turned around and walked away.
Jimin was stupefied, to say the least.
Sure he wasn’t a fashion expert but his hyung didn’t have to be so rude about it.
And saying no offense doesn’t mean the words suddenly didn’t become offensive.
What the hell?!
Besides, what’s wrong with his pants? These are his favorite! They are comfortable and cute with the eyes on the butt and all.
Still not sure about what to do with himself, he walked to his room and spilled the pile of clothes on his bed contemplating what to do with them.
He liked his clothes. He bought them for a reason.
But as much as he hated to admit it, his hyung probably did have a point. Everyone knew he was the most stylish member.
Jimin knew that his own style(if one could even call it that) was ridiculous.
And what jimin, the young boy in Busan, and jimin, the soon to be an idol, could wear was not the same.
But what is he going to wear if he threw his clothes away?
He was suddenly brought back from his inner monologue as the door to his room opened revealing yoongi carrying bags under his arms.
Jimin looked at him surprised.
Still not sure about how to interact with the elder.
But before he could say anything yoongi threw the clothes that were laying on his bed to the floor leaving space for the contents of the bags.
Jimin looked at the new pile of clothes confused. So yoongi explained a bit :
” You and I have the same size so I brought you some of my clothes that I think will suit you better than me.
We’re trainees now so don’t hesitate to borrow clothes from the other members okay? They are mostly given to us as gifts anyway...
I'm sure you’ll also get some eventually.
Just make sure you get rid of those childish clothes you brought from home.
Well then, take care.”
And just like that, he was out of the door.
From then on jimin started taking notice of when the older took care of or helped someone.
Which were not of rare occurrence as opposed to what the rapper’s first impression indicated.
And jimin remembered that looks can or in yoongis’ case are deceiving.
He was a walking contradiction.
Or maybe that wasn’t quite it.
Maybe he has a split-personality?
Well, jimin was no expert so he wasn’t sure.. all he knew is that suga had this ability to go from cute to savage real quick.
Calm yoongi is cute, happy yoongi is adorable concentrating or rapping yoongi is cool but you don’t want to deal with an angry yoongi.
He was terrifying.
Even though his face is cute and has a small build... Somehow his aura masks all that when he gets angry and he becomes intimidating.
The younger found it fascinating.
He wondered if this is what the Japanese meant by gap-Moe.
But this doesn’t mean a thing...
Jimin was sure that every other member thought that yoongi was cute...
that’s just a fact, everyone with eyes can see it.
No need to read too much into it he thought.
But then why was he justifying his thoughts? He didn’t need to justify anything...
This wasn’t what this is about...
Like jimin said, Suga is his favorite...
Unfortunately, that didn’t mean jimin was his...
Suga being the second oldest of the group had a lot of dongsaengs.
5 to be exact.
And as the younger stated before... he wasn’t the only one who saw yoongi like that so that meant he had a lot of competition for the favorites’ spot.
Fortunately or unfortunately(jimin still wasn’t so sure about this) yoongi didn’t treat namjoon and jhope as dongsaengs...
he treated them more like equals (which made jimin kind of jealous).
He doted on them but he didn’t really spoil them the way he spoiled the others...
Which left jimin to compete with v and kookie. And they were strong competitors.
The spot for suga’s favorite was not a constant thing. It changed every now and then.
At first, V had it all to himself.
He was really close to yoongi.
They both came from Daegu, and tae was kind of shy? Or maybe he was homesick?
Anyways he wasn’t really adapting well in the band, always kind of kept to himself.
And suga took it upon him to care for the boy.
Always taking care of him and making sure to include him in the band, even though suga himself wasn’t really okay.
Everyone knew the rapper had some mental problems.
But taking care of taetae helped him.
It gave him some kind of stability. Took his mind off of his anxiety and depression.
The boys became each others’ support. They grounded each other and became joined at the hip.
But then tae became comfortable with the other members and so jimin thought it wouldn’t really matter if he worked to take his spot.
HE wasn’t the only one eyeing the position though. He could tell jungkook was after the spot as well. It was really obvious.
Jungkook was a rebel by nature, he wasn’t really one to listen.
The brat always made fun of his hyungs and didn’t listen.
He had no problem teasing jin, 5 years his senior, and he made fun of jimin’s height.
But when it came to yoongi, his teasing was more subtle and gentle... almost like he was afraid?
And he listened to him.
Jimin went about it differently, since he normally listened to and respected his hyungs, he chose to tease suga.
He just wanted to get his attention.
And to kind of melt the ice between them.
And it worked for him.
Actually, it worked for all of them...
Everyone became suga’s favorite at one point until he was knocked out by another. Which was frustrating, why can’t suga make up his mind?!
But this was still better then yoongi choosing someone else permanently.
At least jimin still has a chance.
He won’t accept anyone else taking his spot.
It was his.
And it’s going to be his alone if it’s the last thing he’ll do.
Becoming suga’s favorite dongsaeng was his ultimate wish.
That was what he believed until today that is.
They were finally done with filming Epilogue when the sun began to slowly set.
Jimin was saying goodbye to the fans through the camera when yoongi came along so he asked him to say a few words as well...
The moment yoongi stood in front of the camera looking at his reflection and fixing his hair that flew in all kind of directions due to the wind and his running earlier, everything suddenly faded.
Jimin could no longer hear a thing from what suga was saying.
He was lost staring at the older surrounded by white noise.
And it was like the whole world ceased to exist and they were the only ones to ever subsist on this world.
Jimin was gone, to say the least.
The sun was far too low in the sky for it to be this bright but somehow Yoongi was shining, and jimin was convinced he was in the presence of a holy angel.
His fair skin was shimmering and the way his messy hair fell on his face just made him more radiant.
Jimin was no poet but here he is going through his mind trying to come up with the words to describe what he was feeling, lost in this sight but all he could come up with were mere cliche words like stunning, dainty exquisite and beautiful.
Which made him frustrated because these words weren’t enough to convey what he was feeling right now.
Not even close.
Not even a bit.
And he cursed his uselessness.
Still, he wasn’t sure that words, no matter how beautiful and well written they were would ever be enough...
The sight was serene and doing things to jimin that could not be real.
Maybe he was hallucinating.
How else is he suddenly able to recite poems he had only once stumbled upon?
The words were here in the back of his mind as if he had them written in front of him and he only had to read them.
There's a white angel out there
Out there somewhere
It'll blow away the darkness
Let its bright light shine
And
To me, It's almost impossible to describe how Beautiful you are. (Jimin could finally understand that poets didn't necessarily exaggerate while writing)
But, I'll Do my Best.
Diamonds can't match your eyes. The Sun's light is in your smile.
But even those poems still didn’t serve yoongi justice, who was still playing with his hair oblivious to the turmoil he had just caused to the younger’s brain, soul, mind, and beliefs.
Jimin finally got it.
The pieces fell together and everything made sense.
All those signs he kept on ignoring, the reasons behind his jealousy of his band-mates, why he always hated yoongis’ girlfriends, how he could always find faults in them.
Why he didn’t like that jin was yoongis’ only hyung.
The keyword was Only.
Jimin didn’t want to be suga’s favorite, no he wasn’t after the number one spot...
Being number one meant there were others.
Jimin wanted to be the only one.
His one and only.
He was looking at yoongi’s dark eyes that were on the camera and felt so lonely.
He wasn’t teasing yoongi for the fun of it, no.
Jimin was teasing him to get his attention just like any other elementary school kid did to his crush.
The only difference was that jimin was no elementary school kid, and he wasn’t crushing on Suga, no.
He was so stupid that he only realized his attraction when it was too late and he was already far too deep in love with the elder.
Coming to the realization finally broke him from his trance and he was finally coming back to the real world.
He could finally remember to breathe.
The fact that yoongis’ eyes weren’t on him suddenly hurt like a motherfucker.
“ ok, I’ll help”
“what?”
“you’re going to seduce Suga hyung right? I’ll help”
basically yoongi is oblivious to everything, Jimin is Oblivious and kookie is the only one who knows what's going on?
Not a yoonminkook ff.
Jikook are rivals
CH 1 on ao3 or wattpad or just scroll down
Min Suga, genius, that should be enough
Min Yoongi is a player, that is never short on girls.
At least that's what everybody says.
Rumor has it that he never rejects a confession... That is an established fact, depending on how you choose to see it.
See, the thing is, all his girlfriends were ''high-class quality'' as the media likes to call them, One of the many things that pulls a look of disapproval on suga's pale face when he hears it...
They are not some kind of meat displayed on the supermarket ... what do they mean high-class quality? He swears he cannot believe the shit the media gets away with...
Where are the human rights organizations when you need them? Just because they are famous doesn't mean the media can run it's mouth however it likes...
Sometimes he thinks celebrities are not being considered human with the shit they have to go through.
Like they would be straight out bullied on national television and no one will bat an eye.
Something that happened to him and his friend Namjoon quite recently.
Everyone knows of the rumor surrounding yoongi but no one was bold enough to test it... no one wanted to be the first exception. You'd have to be pretty amazing to have the guts and try out your luck with the idol.
You see he is pretty popular, even among other celebrities.
Everyone with a pair of eyes could see just how attractive the young man was. And the fact that he rocked all hair colors Bighit made him go through did not help to decrease his popularity, from black to brown to red to blond... there were no colors that did not suit him.
Being an idol meant that he had to put on some elaborate clothes that he managed to pull off quite nicely, looking like a gangster one day and royalty the next.
But Yoongi was far more than just a pretty face, Korea was full of them.
He carried himself with an air of confidence.
Yoongi is, after all, a rapper with an attitude. A really good one at that.
Which was evident after releasing the cyphers with his friends in response to the bullying incident mentioned before, destroying the bullies' career, having fun doing it.
He had gone on about his rap and raspy voice on many occasions, teasing everyone. Stating how much of a turn on his voice is. Going as far as to claim that regardless of gender his tongue will make the listener come, which was pretty cheeky for an idol. And everyone loved it. It's the truth so why won't he say it?
Suga is very straightforward in that accord. He is not someone you could mess around with. Unless he lets you of course.
He is a "my pace" kind of guy. Knew what he wanted and did just that.
As a rapper, he was a very tough guy. And even though he was very frail he was not weak.
But as an idol, people got to know another side of him.
First of all, he chose the name Suga because he wanted to promote sweetly.. how sweet is that? Which he never failed to do.
Even though Yoongi is a tough guy, he was also a big softy.
He was always worried about his fans. Going as far as giving them gifts on his own B-day after he said he felt like he received so much and it was time for him to give back a little.
Insisting on doing everything himself from choosing the gifts to paying for it from his own money. Then he proceeded on writing 300 individual notes to go on with the gifts everyone different from the other so that it's more personal and special, hoping that that would convey how much the fans meant to him and how grateful he is.
He hoped that Army would realize that they were not taken for granted. He also wanted to hand the gifts over personally but the Schedule didn't allow it.
Having this big gap between how cool he is when he raps and how sweet he is with then fans made everyone go crazy.
And last but not least, he was loyal.
The moment he was with someone he would not look at anyone else. He would not even acknowledge it if someone flirted with him.
Being that amazing made him kind of unapproachable. One had to be very good to have the guts to confess to someone like him.
Unless the girl had a pretty face, a stunning body, a good personality and some kind of talent that made her stand out in comparison with the queue of idols, actors, singers, painters, dancers, and poets that were his ex-girlfriends, she did not dare to confess.
The qualifications only getting harder for every new partner. And that's how the rumor came to be.
But being this amazing and having such amazing girls as his partners made everyone wonder what went wrong... Why did he have so many partners?
And so as Yoongi had an interview the question did pop up. Everyone is curious.
As he heard the question, all his break up scenes flashed before his eyes. See Yoongi wasn't sweet to only his fans... he was also sweet to his fellow band members.
Especially the maknae line. As he once stated in an interview no one took better care of the members than him.
And apparently, that did not sit well with his now ex-girlfriends. Jealousy is an ugly thing. But he couldn't deny how funny it was.
Love really did make one stupid he thought. How can they be jealous of jimin just because he made him a song? of kookie just because yoongi likes to take the kid out to eat together? of Taetae just because the kid was keen on skin-ship? Or of those just because he was close with him...
So yoongi may or may not have canceled dates when something with the members came up.
He may have stood his partners up on anniversaries and so... But was that really a reason for them to break up with him?
what's the big deal in celebrating a day later? A celebration can wait faced with a stressed jimin or a homesick kookie.
They were all little guys as yoongi liked to call them. and he wasn't going to go out to humor his girlfriend or have fun when one of the members was at the dorm bothered about something.
Okay so Yoongi was Bisexual but his ex-girlfriends didn't know that... None except namjoon did. A women's intuition he thought... but that did not make sense since he never saw them like that...
He considered them all his little brothers.
But he can't say that he got dumped because he was a too doting hyung now, can he?
'because of work' he mumbled... It wasn't a lie he thought. His band-mates were related to his work.
Yoongi being a workaholic is a well-known fact so no one questioned it.
The MC only went on to ask if yoongi managed to learn from his mistakes seeing as how his current relationship lasted till now. This was the longest relationship yoongi had since his debut as suga.
'i hope so' he said displaying a gummy smile.
Kim Seo Yeon didn't mention anything about his dongsaengs.
And he was wondering if he had finally found his match or if that was only due to the fact that even though they've been together for 6 months now they still weren't that close for her to be jealous.
The thing is Seoyeon was a very busy woman. She had a lot of things to take care of after being crowned miss Korea.
Not to mention she was also a musician and a model. Throw in her duty as a business administration and international relations student and you'll find how little time she had to spare. Not that yoongi is complaining or anything.
He loved their current situation, giving him time to concentrate on his work without feeling guilty.
#FirstOfAll #DONT @Snapchat me that 🍆! I can assure you, looking at your little flaccid penis ensures that it AIN'T going down in the DM... Or anywhere else. #ThisIsNotThat #NotImpressed #Disgusted (at City of Inglewood)
