#thorn talks

[thornheartfelt]

Don't cry okay? F/O who adores you and is absolutely smitten with you

[thornheartless]

I love how the duality of non-avian dinosaur names is like

"This one is called velociraptor, meaning swift robber, because of its adaptations for running. This one is called utahraptor because you'll never guess where we found it."

[thorns-and-states]

I am of the opinion that more states should be fat or chubby.

Perhaps the more food they produce the more they could be. I have the slight exection of California, he should be skinny before some character develupment and then he should be a fat bear man after he changes for the better.

[maldragon-triplet1]

California's Bag Contents

So many things!

[threnodialthorns]

Thorn was grateful to have the choice of where to go for this meet-up; a bar was a far more relaxed environment than a nightclub, and he wouldn't have to worry about people bumping up against him and being close enough to see his non-human features. He entered the bar, pleased to see the low, warm lighting and took a seat in a corner booth away from the eyes of the other patrons. He gave the barman a signal that he was waiting for somebody else before he ordered, and unbuttoned his long purple coat, opening it ever so slightly to reveal his white ruffled shirt, an outfit that would have been far more out of place in a nightclub. 

As he sat at the booth he realised he had no idea what to expect or look out for with this meet-up. That was quite thrilling... He combed his fingers through his hair as he waited, making sure that it was sat perfectly, wanting to make a good impression. After all, they'd only spoken a couple of times and he was already being offered such a thoughtful gift.

@slasherfucker

[thorn-prince]

I hate climate change. WHERE!! IS MY SNOW!! I AM A DRAGON OF COLD THINGS. WHERE'S MY FROST AND ICE??? IT'S DECEMBER.

[floating-whale-satan]

I can't believe Kirin Jindosh invented vaping

[thorn-pup]

The age regressor experience of getting kids show theme songs stuck in your head