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post mortem #8 ↳corpse until sunrise moodboard variants

#corpse until sunrise #freak week post mortem #those staples........................................#we held hands making this one #shardechance freak week

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

Never properly drew corpse Michael, so I wanted to give it a shot

#five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's au #michael afton #corpse michael afton #yes those are staples holding him together #michael afton is so mentally unstable #canon michael afton #canon au

I'm one bad day away from breaking into Dave Filoni's house and wallpapering his entire living room with Cody-themed missing person posters

#WHERE IS HE #commander cody #They literally showed us he was having doubts about his actions?#And then he vanished?#IS HE SAFE IS HE OK DAVID #CC-2224 #star wars #the clone wars #Fun fact the original version of this post said that I was going to staple those posters to his face #Decided that maybe that was a little big for a first step #HOWEVER you're on thin ice cowboy hat man

looking for a new piece of xenofiction

ask the creator if their xenofiction is Watership Down or Warrior Cats

they don’t understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Watership Down and what is Warrior Cats

they laugh and say ‘It’s good xenofiction sir’

look inside

it’s Warrior Cats

#azureisms #and now for a nichepost that will appeal to approximately nobody #animal xenofiction #xenofiction #sorry to get pretentious in here tonight gang I just need to be a hater sometimes. for enrichment #Don’t get me wrong every person who got into xenofiction from Warrior Cats is a win in my book #Like I Was One Of Those #But you Start To Notice #Once you’ve read books where the animals Act Like Animals #How it was among the first patients of the 'little humans in wild animal costumes' curse #Like I signed up for animals…. where are the animals #Yea this is about published books written by Warrior Cats Youtubers who you can tell have never touched anything else in the genre #bc when you bite into the worldbuilding it tastes like wet cardboard #this is also about warriors rewrites that just anthropomorphize the cats more like we didn’t pick up the books in middle school #because we wanted to see wild cats being wild cats #but alas! that’s me complaining #DeviantArt wolf comics and sparklecat OCs are a staple of culture. I’m not your god. be free

one thing about ancient arlathan i wish vg had gotten into (along with any other interesting details besides being vaguely desaturated haha) is that: the ecology should've been pretty crazy? i think it's hinted that spiders get really big in places where the veil is thin. and with all the ambient magic before the veil existed, surely there'd be tons of cool megafauna?? plus ghilan'nain was going ham with bioengineering stuff, there should be all kinds of things running around.

plus modern thedas has survived multiple rounds of blight, which would logically kill off tons of species and lead to a lot of places being turned completely barren... what would it have been like before that? it would add an interesting element to solas' nostalgia if the world is quite literally different in that way.

#txt #something something blight is like heavy metals and that's why it like concentrates up the food chain into apex predators #(blight wolves and bears) and the rest of them are more mildly affected #alternatively there's blighted insects and whatnot too but #i feel like if there were blight carrying mosquitoes thedas would just be gone. it's joever. this kills everyone probably #also do you think there are ancient elven version of those like #fucked up medieval bestiary marginalia creatures #and the modern elves are like ''ahaha. the ancestors were so creative and silly with their art :)''#''surely those aren't real :)''#meanwhile solas and felassan having vivid flashbacks of ghilan'nain's Crimes Against Nature #''the evanuris did actually staple a rabbit onto a snail and make a guy with his face in his chest :/''#''their cruelty and hubris knew no bounds :/''#i'm sitting at home feeling sick today so this is what i was pondering for emotional support #thanks for coming to my ted talk

Very very basic beginnings of Simon…. I have so much more to do but. Here’s everything before I really get into destroying it with patches and stuff

Also. I somehow??? couldn’t find the blank video in my camera roll? So take my TickTock I guess 😭🙏

#autophobia’s rambles #iron lung #cosplay WIP #sacanime #iron lung cosplay #iron lung spoilers #man those pants are a cosplay STAPLE for me #I use them for Grian.. Avid… Scar.. now Simon…

GEORGE HARRISON’S OUTFITS: DAY TEN – JANUARY 16, 1969 The Beatles: Get Back (2021) dir. Peter Jackson

#georgeharrisonedit #beatlesedit #thebeatlesedit #george harrison #the beatles #beatles #the beatles get back #get back #gb george harrison outfits #smoking tw #*mine #*mygifs #genuinely he pulls off monochrome outfits so well #and of course he's wearing the fur coat #it's staple i suppose #and i'm pretty sure those are the same boots as the ones during the first day #and the same shirt as the one from day five ?#feel like i'm that girl from lizzy mcguire that's like you're an outfit repeater #but i mean that in the most affectionate way possible bc i too love to outfit repeat

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

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