Hi! Sorry to bother, but are there any fics where Kurt has a lisp like he did in early season 1?
I could not find any fics where Kurt has a lisp like he did in early Season 1. Readers, if you know of any, please send it in.
However, people were interested in writing about Kurt’s lisp when he got a tongue piercing in Season 4. Here are a few of those (full disclosure: I haven’t them all). - HKVoyage
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With A Little Help by @whatstheproblembaby
Anonymous prompted: Kurt getting his tongue pierced. Instead of going home to Rachel, he freaks out when they pierce it and the parlour workers call Rachel to come and get him and bring him home. Kurt is in pain and in shock, because he hadn’t fully realized (while drunk) what he was doing. Insert Kurt/Rachel fluff and cuddles, Kurt crying because his tongue won’t be the same etc etc
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5.05 reaction fic: Kurt getting cyberlucky by @kurtisblainesteenagedream
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Your Taste Was Like Wine/Your Touch Was Like Silver by Threepwillow
Post 5x05 Porn V.2
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Ring, Ring by @wowbright
Kurt decides to take out his tongue piercing and tells Blaine via Skype. Somehow they both end up getting hot and bothered. Based on events in 5.05, “The End of Twerk.
who’s a combo of polygon personalities who you’d love to see on a stream together? 💚
omg def simone and brian because they just bring such chaos togetherLike in filmbreakers, that series was so funny and i miss it so much 😭I remember being so heartbroken when the series ended and at only three episodes too 😔And especially their energy during that gng episode when pat was away, they spilled drinks all over themselves and on the couch like, pat would never had let them do this
threepwillow replied to your post: very sexy of nobody to read my fanfiction ever...
an immensely relatable sentiment
its kind of a catch 22 cause like. if i’m into something popular there’s probably fic that already exists about the stuff i’d want to write about, so then i don’t have to actually write it, but with a rarer fandom there’s NOTHING so i gotta do it myself but then... there’s no audience.... LOL. i kno u feel me
okay here you go the moment you’ve all been waiting for: voltron overwatch headcanons (this is @threepwillow‘s fault and mostly just because she asked so here we are)
pidge: competent with pretty much every character on the roster, favors sombra since the buff, but previously preferred mei. always hacks the best, most relevant health packs and has an uncanny sense of timing when it comes to hacking enemies who are about to ult. pidge is also every shitlord you’ve ever played with and is the torbojorn whose potg is just a visual of torb sitting in a corner while the turret gets a quad kill. will absolutely t bag you. spends too much money on loot boxes. silver portrait. pidge please stop playing overwatch and go to sleep.
hunk: is a great zarya. is a GREAT zarya, holy shit. you don’t know how he figures out who the prime barrier target is, but he’s always at max charge and pins people to the goddamn wall with that laser pointer. not super great at communicating his ult; “hey guys I’m just gonna--I’m just gonna, like, toss it in there okay? rrrRRIGHT NOW OKAY GET IN THERE. guys??” “we’re all dead, dude”. also loves playing lucio to bits and pieces, shouts SPEED BOOST or HEALING BOOST when he changes tunes. hunk always gets 8 likes on his post-game card. he’s trying to improve his winston game.
lance: mains tracer and s76. you might think that because lance is the team sharpshooter, he’s effective with sniper class heroes. nope. the team doesn’t let him play widowmaker anymore because he just emotes so he can look at her butt. he’s a terrible hanzo and always fires the dragons 20 degrees in the wrong direction. ana doesn’t headshots so what’s the point. lance is the tracer the other team SCREAMS about because they can never find him to exact their revenge for that sticky grenade on their mercy. he will absolutely, 100% fucking eviscerate you as s76. lance is MADE of headshots. lays down a spray after every good play just in case he gets potg. spams “cheers mate” at any given opportunity.
keith: plays genji. “what a cop out,” you may be thinking, “that keith plays genji.” listen. keith is a fantastic genji, partially because he’s a very bad anything else. and he isn’t the annoying piece of shit genji that spams for healing every 3 hp he loses, because he knows where every single health pack is and capitalizes on pidge’s hack packs. absolutely merciless when it comes to hunting down and eliminating enemy healers. supernaturally lucky when it comes to loot boxes. that screenshot of the box that had all four legendary halloween skins? that was keith, and lance didn’t speak to him for three days after.
shiro: has a great eye for team comp, so he’ll switch into whatever role needs to be filled or to counter the other team. most comfortable with s76, reinhardt, pharah. incredibly, shiro is straight vicious as ana?? you did not know that ana potgs existed until you played with shiro. makes perfect calls and is always around to defend his healers or squishier dps, yet still manages to maintain gold medals for objective time. seriously, he’s always around to back up his teammates, except for that one time keith was dead with the flu so they let slav sub in on a few competitive matches. towards the end, slav was somehow the only one who didn’t make it behind shiro’s shield all four times the enemy pharah ulted.
allura: a very very very very good symmetra, and places turrets in bits of environmental camouflage so enemies are long past melted by the time they figure out where the beams are coming from, and prefers the teleporter over the shield generator. plays a competent mercy, but does not particularly enjoy playing mercy unless she can go full-on pHARMacist. can fling d.va’s mech from three galaxies away and still get a team kill.
coran: coran only plays when allura is taking a snack break. enjoys playing junkrat and is an enthusiastic, if terrible, bastion. absolutely entranced by every single one of mccree’s skins.
