#throw it in

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

me: stares at my pile of laundry

the pile of laundry: stares back 

[heta-micronomics]

I used to cook regularly until Things happened and my ASD support needs nuked my capacity for complex tasks. I still do some spontaneous things, usually baking, but spouse does the majority of the cooking. But spouse is sixk this evening.

So I made three whole things for dinner....a yellow rice packet, one of those pasta sides, and oven fish fillets. I have the opposite of the white ppl problem: I put a bunch of random spices in things. We have a lot of them. My usual strategy is "throw enough stuff in there and it'll eventually taste good."

It does not, in fact, taste very good. I'm not sure how I managed to make relatively neutral carbs taste so strange.

[dreamofstarlight]

On the topic of them doing laundry, that’s the one chore that when men say they don’t know how to do it I’m genuinely mad like it’s not rocket science it’s quite easy nowadays

[raestoned]

[sweetalkrs-a]

                                                another  fight,     another  blackout,     another  night,     not  knowing  how  exactly  it  ended.     what  happened  to  the  soft boy  that  lived  on  the  ark?     why  did  the  ground  make  him  so  testy  all  the  time?     maybe  fighting  for  your  life  every  hour  they’ve  been  on  their  old  planet  is  what’s  made  him  into  this.     but  right  now,      there  was  a  glimpse  of  the  soft  boy  that  grew  up  on  the  ark  with  a  loving  father  &  a  little  too  cozy  of  a  life.     hazel  hues  lift  from  bruised  &  bloodied knuckles  when  he  hears  the  tarp  move,     almost  a  little  too  pleased  to  see  the  blonde.     ‘     do  i  even  wanna  know  what  happened  last  night?     ’     /     @survivoers  ft  matty . 

[wildflow-er]

trimming my life away. im a trimmigrant. 

whuddup oregano. sure is beautiful doe. 

[thatandrogynousdork]

Parsley

You can literally throw parsley on anything let me give you some examples. Spaghetti? Throw that shit in! Eggs Benedict? Throw that shit ON it! Stew? THROW THAT SHIT IN! Cereal? I don’t really recommend it but THROW THAT SHIT IN!