Jan 30, 2024
New years resolutions won't change the same five songs I've had on repeat since High School. Some things were meant to be forever.
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New years resolutions won't change the same five songs I've had on repeat since High School. Some things were meant to be forever.
sometimes memes haunt me until i make them. id in alt
If you arent a bisexual/lesbian/wlw after growing up in the peak of wlw temptation that was the 2000s then i have one question for you
Magic the Gathering, a humble shitposting copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little netdecker? I’ll have you know I am a Pro Tour Hall of Famer, and I’ve been involved in numerous Top 8's, and I have over 300 confirmed 2-0's. I am trained in Kird Ape warfare and I’m the top combo player in the entire US Team Sealed rankings. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brewers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm triggers, maggot. The Grapeshot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can combo you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my draft deck. Not only am I extensively trained in Frontier, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Wizards of the Coast and I will use it to its full extent to turn one storm your miserable ass off the face of the GP, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit islands all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Y'all remember in elementary school around grade 6 when everyone was playing clash of clans for the first time and the whole class had their own clan
That was honestly lit as fuck and i miss it
(I saw a clash ad and it unlocked some deeply seeded memories)
mood drop so i went thru my old photos
found some old Alastor dead memes i made AGES ago (like 2019-ages ago lol)