Thor and Bucky became friends… by @gonecanm
“The cafe at the corner has good tiramisu.”
“Oh—-“
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Thor and Bucky became friends… by @gonecanm
“The cafe at the corner has good tiramisu.”
“Oh—-“
translation by @daslebensmittel Thank you!
Nixie’s MM Month: Day Seven, Thor x Bucky - Cake Shop AU.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
WinterThunderIron
So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.
Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape
Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”
After Thor's incessant whining, Tony officially changes 'Strongest Avenger' in the Avengers files... to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’
They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another
Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky
Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA
Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare
Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom
Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams
Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly
Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker
Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things
Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk
Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair
The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin
When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.
Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor
Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back
Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories
Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about.
Saw a similar ask earlier. Any thoughts on Thucky? Not sure what the name is for them, but Thor/Bucky? If it could work, how it could work?
Hmmm. I could see it? (Especially as a sort of counterpart to Steve/Loki and the ways in which Steve & Bucky occasionally mirror Thor & Loki)
Like, Thor would be all “OH, you are ALSO a mighty long-lived warrior! We ought to get a drink and share tales!” and Bucky is a bit too bemused to say no, and besides, literal alien prince here, and Bucky’s always been a sucker for science fiction.
Also, Thor has... somewhat different cultural ideas toward having high body counts. Like, he’s genuinely impressed by how many people the Winter Soldier has killed, and has to be quietly taken aside and told that this isn’t a good thing to compliment Bucky about. It’s a bit awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved. But Bucky at least knows that Thor doesn’t think of him as a monster for it, which is... odd, but reassuring.
And maybe Thor’s boundless optimism and hope in the face of adversity, his staunch refusal to give up on people, strikes a chord for Bucky. He’s got that stubborn streak same as Steve, but where Steve tends to be a bit more closed off, to hide those wounded parts of himself away, Thor is just inescapably present -- he’s like a sun that everything revolves around, like he has his own goddamn gravity well. And there’s something comforting in that -- something grounding. There wasn’t anyone quite like Thor in that way in any other part of his life, and Bucky finds he doesn’t get unmoored in his memories as much when he’s in Thor’s company. He’s like a great big anchor. And more than that, when he talks about floating towers of Asgard and mighty dragons and battles on far off worlds, he’s a reminder of the whimsical future Bucky had dreamed of back before the war. And that little spark of wonder that he thought had long burned out gets rekindled.
For Thor’s part -- watching the Captain try to save his old friend, his brother in arms, has been a painful reminder of Thor’s struggles to save his own brother. And where Loki seems beyond him... perhaps, he can help Barnes. Barnes doesn’t hate him, after all. And if he can help him, on Steve’s behalf... it will not be the same as fixing things with Loki, but he will have at least given someone their brother back. And Barnes has the same deadpan, dry humor that Loki would sometimes employ, albeit without the cruel sting. Not to mention a similar aptitude with knives. And if he feels certain things toward Barnes that aren’t exactly, ah, brotherly...
Well. He isn’t Loki, after all.