under the mistletoe ; accidental ft. @thwipthwip
he’ll never get used to the swinging. human’s were never supposed to travel that way ; which is why miecz is all but kissing the pavement once his feet are firmly back on the ground. “ hey , spidey , remember when i told you that you can only do that when my life was in danger ? those are still the rules. “
he turns to face the masked vigilante , the same hero that had saved his life more times than he cares to admit , mostly from his own stupidity , ( like the time he had his headphones in and walked into the road without looking , almost getting himself killed. ) as opposed to the looming dangers from the villains of the world. still he’s grateful.
“ well , thanks for the ride. “ he parrots the same thanks from previous times. it’s then that he feels a chill , which prompts him to look above them to the clouds ; spotting the plant that hangs above them in the doorway of his appartment complex. he hadn’t put it there , must have been one of the neighbors.
he can see that spidey had seen it too , even without seeing any facial features. he has that whole panic that is portrayed in his body alone thing going on. “ heh , “ a nervous laugh clearing his throat as he looks around them , suckling on his teeth as he fights with tradition and his own embarrassment. this just had to happen to him.
“ so , uh - m - merry christmas ? “ and before he lets his mind talk himself out of it he leans forwards and presses a kiss over the mask , where whoever is beneath will feel the press against their lips. “ see you ! “ spinning on his heels he pushes his way inside , before he passes out from sheer panic. did he really just kiss spider - man ?
