#thx mum

[linlovesnoodles]

got out of a concerning depressive episode just for my beloved mother to send me right back.

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

me: [super focused on something]

drool: I see this as an opportunity

[fairydnp]

MY MUM JUST BOUGHT ME ROAST POTATOS AND SAID ‘because I love you’ AND WALKED OUT ASDFGHJK

[calyssmarviss]

*young actress shows up on tv to talk about her amazing theatrical performance where she monologues about society and shit*

my mum: hey look she’s the same age as you!!

me: yeah *changes channel*

mum: ???

me: IT’s DEPRESSING AS FUCK THAT’S WHAT IT IS LOOK AT HER BEING AMAZING AND HAVING HER SHIT TOGETHER NO THANK YOU

[dameednaeverage]

anyway my uterus decided that a wednesday was a much better day to have the monthly funeral than our usual sunday so spending the whole day exhausted and trying not to cry in front of people and not being sure why was great

[ichgehwienaegypter]

Ich: *öffnet Laptop*

Schwester: *sieht mein Hintergrund Bild* Warum hast du immer so komische Typen als Hintergrund?

Ich: Das ist Bela B!!!!

Meine Mutter: Also den würde ich auch nicht von der Bettkante stoßen...

[inluvandeath]

can't get on my ass 4 my chosen name being in the dictionary bc my deadname was 2 😭😭😭

[iwonchew]

hi eberibodi