I'm not sure if the Foghorn Leghorn meme is still alive and this isn't entirely relevant but that's my new headcanon voice for Tibarn. It's just so blursed.
Trying to talk Reyson out of singing the Dirge of Ruin like: "Boy I say boy don't you sing the Dirge of Ruin because it'll ruin ya! Think of all that you are, son! You're a gosh darn symbol of peace and order so that's what I recommend you put in your mind, boy! Think of all the pain and agony that's gonna cause ya knowin you was responsible for that catastrophe just 'cause you was angry! Now son I say son listen to me when I'm talking to you, your father would be cryin' like the Victoria Falls knowin you done did that if you done do it so even if that Duke Tanas and them other tom fools who burned Serenes down are good for nothin sacks o' gutter sludge, don't you done do it!"
Battle quote against Naesala: "Now boy I say boy I am sick and tired of yer chronic backstabbin' to the point that I understand why you're so ding dang fond of them coins: 'cause they got two sides just like you! And just like a coin I have half a mind of flippin' ya, son! The bird or your behind I don't know which at this moment, and you only got about five minutes to start flyin' like the bug you are before I make up my mind! Now look at me when I'm talkin' to ya, boy! That poor sweet girl Leanne gotta know she can't fix you because you're a gosh darn demolition project!"
Him talking to Ike at the end of the game about what he's gonna do now that the story is over: "Now Ike son I'm goin' over to Serenes to act as its new king, and because the wildlife there is protected I say boy I'm gonna have to go vegan! That was a joke boy, it missed ya, went right past ya. Not the political parts son but I'll just have to sneak over to Gallia and have lunch with King Skrimir if he don't mind."
