#tightsaspants

[adamkatzsinding]

#tightsaspants ... (at DAYLIGHT Beach Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvsU-rFAuHc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dhau44h3bj5y

[hec-chan]

And I'm fucking excited! #uggs #tightsaspants #fall

[pittore-di-mente]

Knights in tights ⚡️#tbt • @clmrngrr Ich hatte Recht 😁 • #kindergarten #90s #childhood #heldeninstrumpfhosen #knightsintights #1998 #tightsaspants #thispictureiskindofcreepy #creepypic #seriouschild #annoying

[whatarepantsnottights]

Mr. Jenkins would like you to know that shoulder bags, be they rucksacks, knapsacks or even backpacks, do not magically turn tights into pants. They remain tights, which are not pants.

[whatarepantsnottights]

Mr. Jenkins in not the only one who has noticed this woman is wearing tights and that they are not pants!

[whatarepantsnottights]

It is shameful enough to have parking tickets to pay, but Mr. Jenkins is aghast that shame is compounded by wearing tights to do so, as tights are not pants!

[whatarepantsnottights]

Mr. Jenkins believes that only fresh, ripe produce should be seen to be round, firm and green in the local grocery store and not a woman wearing tights, as tights are not pants.

[whatarepantsnottights]

Mr. Jenkins is trying to spread awareness that tights shaped liked shorts are niether shorts nor pants but are in fact tights, however small they might be, and tights, as Mr. Jenkins is quick to point out, are not pants. Or even shorts.