#timbern headcanon

[prince-crimson]

trans Tim with crippling dysphoria and perfect cuddles in Bernard's chest with a heated blanket and watching cheesy romcoms during his period (I NEED IT)

[pansexualhousecat]

i have in my mind that Bernard 1000% has a huge crush on Red Hood and Nightwing. Tim wants to shrivel up and die every time Bernard comments on how hot both of them are but can't do anything more than show jealousy (to which Bernard laughs at because they're like celebrity crushes, so Tim shouldn't be worried).

but i ALSO have in ny mind that Bernard knows that Tim is Red Robin so, meanwhile he actually does have a little crush on Nightwing and Red Hood, he levels it up just to see Tim cringe lol

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Tim should introduce Bernard to people only in the most unhinged ways possible.

"Hey, Jason? You know my boyfriend, Bernard? Tall, blonde, used to think I made up Steph? I wanted to know if you- stop laughing and listen- I wanted to know if you knew any good restaurants to take him to?"

"Bruce, this is Bernard. He's the one who thinks Batman owns a bunch of secret orphanages all over the world from where he gets his Robins"

"Guys, my boyfriend is coming over. His name is Bernard and he used to have a crush on my stepmom"

Bernard thinks it's hilarious and absolutely retaliates by doing the same thing to Tim.