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[heretherebedork]

they really got into a slap fight over his unconscious body after she tried to molest him? I... well. This is a show that also exists and a scene that also exists. Oh and then she got stabbed with glass that he somehow woke up holding? I... I...

Welp.

I mean, at least he gets to go back in time and change this? I guess?

Man, everyone around Foam is just dying apparently.

And now he meets Shadow Man with the Pinkest Item Ever and I snorted a little even though I shouldn't.

Oh, this show is not gonna be good.

I mean, yes, that is normally when we miss people?

And now Shadow Man turned into Chris who got shot and Foam is just like... yay my dead boyfriend came back to me! Because that's how it works, by the way.

And a ten minute sex scene that means nothing, okay.

And now he's five years in the past.

Welp, we're off to a thrilling start. Can't wait. What even is this and who keeps letting MFLOW make shows?

[heretherebedork]

Man, Time loves to do these really long NC scenes that serve zero purpose and literally do nothing but just... add sex time to the show. Why? I don't care about the heat level, it doesn't bother me by being high heat it bothers me by wasting time that could be part of the actual plot. But an extended dream sequence that's literally just schtupping to bland music? Why?

[heretherebedork]

I mean... you know what, that first worry seems a lot bigger than you do? Especially since you're the one from the future trying to fix this and he's from the past and doesn't really need to believe you and has no reason to believe you.

This is such a special show, y'all.

Seriously a Very Special Show. What the fuck is this even? Why? And what? And does anyone care?

How did they make the host club so boring?

Oh, but apparently he might remember? Why? What? This show is nonsense, y'all.

[heretherebedork]

I love this answer for why he apparently can't stop answering questions about Foam.

Also, interesting, Foam is in a coma in his original timeline, apparently. And I think I'm supposed to care about a lot of these characters but I really don't.

[heretherebedork]

This was the dumbest and most boring way to do this twist. Seriously? Last time he says he remembers him and loving him and now it's like... their friendship as kids?

Also, the older sister being like 'my parents lost my brother and we're looking for him... I've got snacks let's all share' is the most WTF thing ever.

But the two boys are adorable, tbh.

And Chris just unfolds in the tallest boy and gets lead around by this little tiny Foam and it's sweet, sue me, I love kids. They're a lot cuter as kids than they are as adults, honestly. Much more interesting too.

And it's time for another show Trying To Be Deep. Why is this epidemic right now?

... I mean, sure?

I love this so much. This is a great line. I claim it as my new way of admitting I've got no idea what someone is saying.

Ironic line in a show about time travel.