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Pariah Dark [on ghost twitter]: Last weekend, Clockwork and I attended a Halloween lair party.

An acquaintance of theirs was there, and he was openly making passes at them.

If you are going to date attractive individuals, the reality is that they are going to get hit on.

Here is a thread on how I handled the situation👇.

__I shot him in the face with an ectoray.

Pariah Dark: Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Source: vampyretrans

Clockwork: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Pariah Dark [mutters]: So if I was something stupid would you do me?

The Ancient Council: …

Pariah: Uh, I mean... You must want to... do yourself... because you sure are something stupid...

Pandora, in the background: that was as smooth as sandpaper.

Source: readinginvelaris

Danny Phantom: Am I in trouble?

Clockwork: Take a guess.

Danny Phantom: No?

Clockwork: Take another guess.

Clockwork: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Pariah Dark: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Clockwork: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Pariah Dark: Clockwork, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Clockwork: …Oh.

Pariah Dark: Why is Danny so sad?

Clockwork: He took one of those “Which Amity Park Ghost Are You?” quizzes

Pariah Dark: And...?

Clockwork: He got Vlad Plasmius.

Danny: I was arrested for being too cool.

Tucker: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Clockwork: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Pariah Dark: That's why I carry two swords.

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