Dark Ages Incorrect Quotes

Clockwork and Pariah Dark are a weird, weird couple. That’s what makes them great. >:3 (Submissions welcome) Header image by @i-think-in-metaphors Background image a commission from @ectoplasmicsoda. Main blog is @pennerjones

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Sojourn: Clockwork’s sexuality? Well, they’ve never told me, but I’m pretty sure they’re aroace. I mean, I’ve known them for eons, and they’ve never expressed interest in anyone to me.

Nocturn: But if they do experience any kind of attraction, what do you think their type would be?

Sojourn: Hmmm, I imagine they would be into the scrawny, academic type, probably with spectacles…

Clockwork: [bursts into the room] Is it normal to think Pariah Dark is incredibly attractive?

Sojourn: …

Nocturn: …

Sojourn: Or I could be wrong.

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Pariah Dark: Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Source: vampyretrans

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Clockwork: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Pariah Dark [mutters]: So if I was something stupid would you do me?

The Ancient Council: …

Pariah: Uh, I mean... You must want to... do yourself... because you sure are something stupid...

Pandora, in the background: that was as smooth as sandpaper.

Source: readinginvelaris

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Pariah Dark [on ghost twitter]: Last weekend, Clockwork and I attended a Halloween lair party.

An acquaintance of theirs was there, and he was openly making passes at them.

If you are going to date attractive individuals, the reality is that they are going to get hit on.

Here is a thread on how I handled the situation👇.

__I shot him in the face with an ectoray.

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Hey I’m alive.

Pariah Dark: I really don’t think you should drink any more coffee

Clockwork: coffee cures depression

Pariah: I don’t think it works like th—

Clockwork: MORE ESPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO!

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Important addition

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Frostbite: Why are you smiling, Clockwork?

Clockwork: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Pariah Dark: An Observant tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Sojourn (signing): Gay rights? True.

Clockwork: As a gay, I am always right.

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Hey I’m alive.

Pariah Dark: I really don’t think you should drink any more coffee

Clockwork: coffee cures depression

Pariah: I don’t think it works like th—

Clockwork: MORE ESPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO!

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DARK AGES WEEK IS UPON US!

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Dark Ages Week 2026 is here! Behold the prompts! Official posting begins Monday 2/9 at Midnight in your timezone. All prompts are open to interpretation and NSFW is allowed. Remember to tag the @dark-ages-week blog to have your submission shared on the page. Most importantly, have fun!

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A few things I forgot to include on the previous post: Characters MUST be depicted as adults if you are creating anything NSFW! Your old art is absolutely fair game for this event, as long as you have not previously used it for this event. Finally, AI generated content is strictly prohibited.

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Dark Ages Week 2026 is here! Behold the prompts! Official posting begins Monday 2/9 at Midnight in your timezone. All prompts are open to interpretation and NSFW is allowed. Remember to tag the @dark-ages-week blog to have your submission shared on the page. Most importantly, have fun!

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Dark Ages Week is officially here!

*drum roll*

The prompts for the event!

If you post a story or art based on a prompt, tag this page, and I will share it here to feature it. Remember this event is just for fun and the love of our favorite ship! Happy creating!

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Sign ups for Dark Ages Week are now open!

Dark Ages Week: Sign Up Form

While you may write for this event without signing up, filling out this form gives us interest counts and there will be a link to the Dark A

- mod Penner

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What is Dark Ages? Dark Ages is the ship in the Danny Phantom fandom between Clockwork and Pariah Dark.

The first annual Dark Ages Week will be held from May 5th through May 11th 2025. Prompts and more to come!

- mod Penner

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The submission form to suggest themes will be posted in the next couple days, so keep your eyes out! Anyone can suggest themes for the event without committing to taking part.

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Pariah Dark: Looks like we can’t mansplain, manipulate, manslaughter our way out of this one.

Clockwork: [unfastening their cloak] Manwhore it is.

Fright Knight: Clockwork, no.

Pariah: [with heart eyes] Clockwork, yes.

[dark-ages-week]

What is Dark Ages? Dark Ages is the ship in the Danny Phantom fandom between Clockwork and Pariah Dark.

The first annual Dark Ages Week will be held from May 5th through May 11th 2025. Prompts and more to come!

- mod Penner