Aug 11, 2025
Me at 3AM on Matrix of our Own opening a 300K Omega/Rassilon/the Other E-rated Hurt No Comfort Dead Dove darkfic knowing full well that I've not yet started the 10K essay on Multiuniversal Duplicity that Borusa wants in four hours:
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Me at 3AM on Matrix of our Own opening a 300K Omega/Rassilon/the Other E-rated Hurt No Comfort Dead Dove darkfic knowing full well that I've not yet started the 10K essay on Multiuniversal Duplicity that Borusa wants in four hours:
💬 suffering-academy-student Follow
does anyone else wish u could regenerate but not change and not use up a regeneration. just like do a hard reboot
#i'm gonna call myself The Sufferer
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💫 constellationon-kasterborous Follow
what is it even like to not be a time lord do you like get impaled by rebar at 45 years old and just die. couldn't be me
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🚀 silvertraveller Follow
_____👶 timelordtoddler Follow
_____playing with a roentgen radioactive brick in the nursery rn
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🔉 gallifreyballifreyshmallifrey Follow
i love this website because its the only place you can say you have interfered with the natural flow of time and you won't get investigated by the CIA
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😉 winkles-wonderland Follow
who up lording they time
#no I don’t need to add any extra tags thanks I trust my audience will find it
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👦 theresponsibilityavoider Follow
I was skipping school hanging out in a clearing and some guy exited a portal from a CONFESSION DIAL 😭 and he was like “Go to the city. Find someone important. Tell them I’m back. Tell them, they know what they did. And I’m on my way. And if they ask you who I am, tell them ‘I came the long way round’” 😭😭😭 what the hell
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💬 oneofthegreathouse Follow
if you have a fetish for people being born through bodily reproductive systems KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!! nobody needs to see that on their dash
__♻️ callmeweaver Follow
__Ok Puriteen you need to get on my level. sexualize looms OR ELSE!!!!!
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💫 thecurator Follow
the high council of gallifrey: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the timeless child” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some pre-Hartnell doctors
My buddy the Master pacing: the Time Lords are lying to us
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🏠 somegrandolgallifrey Follow
I heard some kid crying himself to sleep in a cabin. COULD not be me
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♾️ thatacademygraduate Follow
Went to a museum today! I saw a lot of really cool stuff but something I couldn’t stop thinking about was this horrifically busted up Type 40 TARDIS that literally looked like it was held together with duct tape, chewed gum and prayers 😵💫😵💫 girl kill that thing I’m so sorry….
#i think it was even still alive. please put it out of its misery for the love of rassilon
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🥽 howsitgoinghowitgoes Follow
Bruh my best friend and I tried to play a prank on my brother but it went wrong and he hit his head so badly he REGENERATED i need to go into hiding
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😐 the-hybrid Follow
Who am I
#please for the love of god help me
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🔹 thetasigma Follow
Koschei and I skipped school today and went stargazing. We agreed to visit every single one together when we leave this stupid planet. I love them so much. We're going to be together forever.
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💭 siblingofkarn Follow
Why do I keep having nightmares about Gallifrey being destroyed in like 5 different ways, that could literally never happen
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🤖 pompousandstuffy Follow
I literally hate children soooo much like today some ninety year old tried to speak to me. KILL YOURSELF THIRTEEN TIMES ‼️
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👽 cheapandnastytraveltime Follow
For a Time Lord I have such a bad sense of time. if chamelon arches were real i would make myself literally any other species
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😍 starstartwinkletwinkle Follow
I have to stare into the untempered schism tomorrow. Any advice?
⚰️ themaster Follow
twelveclara this eightcharley that well how about you pay me some fucking attention
🎻 the--adventurer8 Follow
who is charley
🖋️ edwardianadvcnturess Follow
SERIOUSLY?
#So soon?
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🪨 vislorturlough Follow
The morality council has decreed that murder is bad for the fifteenth year in a row. Nobody knows why
✈️ donewiththisshit573 Follow
What do you mean "Nobody knows why". It's because it's rabbits illegal, that's why
🪨 vislorturlough Follow
rabbits
✈️ donewiththisshit573 Follow
I rabbits hate the rabbits translation circuits
#rabbits this
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⚰️ themaster Follow
man how come when that ginger bastard tries to kill the doctor it's "cute" but when i do it it's "murder" and "get out of my sight"
🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow
Probably because you killed me. Get out of my sight.
#if you find romana or something I might not slam the door in your face #yes I KNOW that's you lurking outside the TARDIS Master #you are not subtle
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🚬 fitz-crier Follow
itghink the doctro isttrying to reaplce me. wrtith skip haverty
🚬 fitz-crier Follow
ikve literalyy never heard of heruntill today. waht is thtis
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🪨 vislorturlough Follow
the doctor took us to a cr*cket match this is insane. this is INSANE are you people seeing this. isn't cr*cket illegal on gallifrey???
🗡️ worsthumanongallifrey Follow
sure is!
🪨 vislorturlough Follow
yeah that tracks... help i'm trapped between an australian and a guy who glorifies cr*cket
#fml
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💣 commiedyke Follow
literally how do you guys take the master seriously. i can't picture him killing anyone without imagining his voice in like. uwu speak. hewwo i am the mastew and you wiww obey me
🧪 tryingmybest Follow
he killed my father, possessed his corpse, destroyed my entire planet and a large swathe of the universe, murdered the doctor, tortured one of my friends, and killed the other's aunt. amongst other things. so you'll forgive me for not being too enthusiastic about him
💣 commiedyke Follow
holy fuck
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🪈 the--adventurer2 Follow
imagine regenerating into a baby, like with a baby face. ok maybe not a literal baby. but, you know, young. that sounds like it would suck
🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow
My girlfriend left me and now I get asked for ID at bars. It is literal hell.
#I often debate letting Turlough kill me for real #but not the Master. He doesn't deserve it
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🥳 yourbutchboyfriend Follow
imagine if crimes were legal. would that be fucked up or what
💣 commiedyke Follow
i mean if crimes were legal they wouldn't be crimes would they
🥳 yourbutchboyfriend Follow
ohhh yeah. hadn't thought of that
#whoops
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😇 jojogrant Follow
going to the shops! anyone want anything? 😊
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The souls of the damned.
themaster-deactivate19730619
Also, a bagel.
themaster-deactivate19730619
Make that two bagels.
😇 jojogrant Follow
two bagels coming right up! couldn't find any souls of the damned at sainsbury's though :(
#maybe the co op will have some?
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👑 fred Follow
gonna kill everyone in this room and then myself
🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow
Madam President, you're the only person in that room.
👑 fred Follow
i know! i wrote this post because i am fine and have no mental problems whatsoever 👍
🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow
Ah, I see. Glad to hear it.
💣 commiedyke Follow
jesus christ
#where to even begin
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@is-the-cyberman-in-the-post-cute Really great work on this blog!! Spreading really good info and awareness :-)
passage of timeblr going hard on the dash today
As I stare at the clock waiting for Sunday 4pm to arrive 🎗️
trying to be more conscious of how i spend my time... how would you (ideally) spend your 168 hours?
haha what if the time lords had tumblr
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🫶 imarenegade441 Follow
hey um. have you guys seen. the body in the vaults
🤖 pandadthepandakth Follow
The What
🫶 imarenegade441 Follow
the body. in the vaults
👣 veridinaxefalon Follow
Dude, what were you even doing in the Vaults?
🫶 imarenegade441 Follow
let's not talk about that let's talk about THE BODY IN THE VAULTS
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🤴 is-the-president-dead Follow
The president is still not dead, but has stated that "Rassilon, I wish I was."
#is the president dead #gallifrey #time lords #the citadel #the president #president romana #the president is not dead
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i must not kill my bodyguard's husband. killing my bodyguard's husband is the bodyguard's husband killer
👑 trattoria-romana Follow
an ancient spirit from the dawn of time is trying to take over gallifrey through me and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* kill myself
#shut up romana # <- i should probably change thar #ughhh every day i am subjected to my job #remind me why i banned the oubliette again???
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reblog if your name isn't Quencessetianobayolocaturgrathadadeyyilungbarrowmas.
2,121,566 people are not Quencessetianobayolocaturgrathadadeyyilungbarrowmas and counting!
We’ll find you Quences.
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🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow
Wait what do you mean he had a Timeblr account this whole time.
#What the fuck
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