I went to the Natural History Museum™️ yesterday (London), and while much to my dismay, I did not in fact find any tiny cowboys or romans, i did see these and i thought i’d share my natm thoughts
firstly, this guy, he’s a woolly mammoth skeleton. Just imagine the chaos this guy would’ve ensued, if Larry was British and worked at this place instead, I feel like a giant reanimated mammoth skeleton with huge tusks would cause even more destruction than Rexy does if that’s even possible, i mean look at him, terrifying. Mind you, i feel like Ahk and Nick would’ve had a fucking blast cruising on his back
This damn little Fox, he was separate from all the other mammals, by himself, in a different part of the museum, that leaves me no other option than to be convinced that he is the Fox version of Dexter. if you look closely, you can see his little tongue hanging out of his mouth, if you ask me, he’s a little shit and his only redeeming quality is the fact he’s cute and sometimes doesn’t piss everywhere. i love him.
Okay so there were these two beauties, who definitely spend their nights fighting, maybe there’s even a cheeky enemies to lovers trope in the giraffe world. I can imagine them doing that creepy ass neck smashing thing that real giraffes do, and the skeleton one’s neck vertebrae flying everywhere like Jenga, maybe Attila or Sac would spend the early hours reattaching each bone again.
Okay so this one got me excited, there was a full skeleton of a triceratops, however this display of trixie and rexy made my heart happy, they stayed together after the series, even without the tablet.
This gorgeous full horse reminded me of Teddy’s old faithful, Texas, maybe Teddy or Jed teach Larry to ride, and this becomes his mount, or maybe Sac gets back on the horse after being a horsewoman during her previous, real life, and her and Teddy no longer have to share Tex, who’s back must get sore sometimes
Finally, now this guy would’ve been a unit. while the photo doesn’t really show, in person he is the size of a small van, (why did nobody tell me how big polar bears are, they’re like twice the size of Grizzlies) This guy would give Larry problems definitely, and would pose as one of his main threats each night amongst the exhibits, but then, i think Octavius would tame him, since, after the incident with the squirrel, he developed a passion for animals, and despite his size, managed to tame many larger creatures. after a while, Larry would regularly spot Oct and Jed riding on the bears head, wandering around the museum. (Jed with a tiny banjo in his hands, singing old saloon classics, while Oct braids his hair)
