@whocaresifwearecrazy Feel like hearing about my Jackbox fanfic?
It’s called Crusades of the Deca-Pack or COTDP and it follows the little fuckers pictured below
Mentos Dypoland, adopted brain daughter of THE Master Mentalist and talented psychic in her own right (17 yrs old, she/they/it; from Hypnotorious)
Jerri Rig Sewatt, peppy time traveler who struggles with a lack of memories about her past and a dark side that is literally made manifest (30-something yrs old, she/they; from Time Jinx)
Ampersand “Amp” Lyshu, gibberish-speaking text creature who’s one out of a baker’s dozen in its family, and one in a million as far as its playful heart is concerned (13 yrs old, it/its; from Fixy Text)
Ester Anchard, big-hearted dragon who loves shirts and living on an island, and kinda hates the talking ring he’s saddled with (24 yrs old, he/they; from TKO2)
Raffle Tesand, caveman-speaking plant who’s always hungry and ALWAYS short-fused (forgot my canon age for them, they/them; from Dodo Re Mi)
Also included in “random shit I added for fun” (this is not an exhaustive list, just everything I could think of right before getting about 5.5 hours of sleep in an actual bed and the rest in a Transit rumbling northward):
• The Jack head is its own character, his name is Jackbox or Jack and the rest of his wonderfully weird body is scattered around the world in various games’ locales (his left leg, for instance, is with The Wheel of Enormous Proportions). He’s an embodiment of humor and uses his tears of laughter as crystals to grant games to the people and creatures he takes a liking to, but he’s kind to basically everyone.
• Mayonnaise, the cat from Split the Room, and Professor Nanners, the chimp from Nonsensory, are a soon-to-be couple (they haven’t actually met yet, but the idea of them going on dates has been in my head for a while).
• Cookie Masterson is a cosmic clock-headed entity of chaos and falsehoods who just happens to act like a burnt-out 50-some dude. He does disguise himself as a human on occasion, but it doesn’t mean he’s any weaker.
• Binjpipe is an evil corporation (sorta like Amazon meets Lumon from Severance) instead of an evil AI, and the “creepy voice” is the CEO, Ms. Davis. They think they have way more of a leash on Cookie than they actually do (yes, this means that Escape the Simulation isn’t canon to my fic bc why the fuck would you want to put Cookie through that shit D:).
• My version of Master Mentalist is named Coper Dypoland (pronounced like “Copper”) and he does have a physical body, except he’s SUPER tall and thin and his skin looks like it’s made out of stars, and he can also turn into a blob of energy at will.
• Rue Meringue from Roomerang and the host from Blather Round (who I call Strayna) are sisters and patchwork their games together sometimes.
