#tmi textposts

[letsgofortacos]

shadowhunter teenagers: -ask for a favor-

magnus: no, not this time. i won't help them free of charge again. not happening.

magnus:

magnus:

also magnus: -helps-

[expelliarmus-percabeth]

do you ever think about the fact that magnus is alec’s first boyfriend and alec is magnus’ last

[expelliarmus-percabeth]

isabelle lightwood, irene adler, and veronica lodge: my holy trinity of badass raven-haired queens

[queenofbreakfast]

well I should probably go to sleep bc i have to get up at like 3am but I cant get this awful taste out of my mouth

[tealvenetianmask]

I think I broke my middle toe this morning.  A door was involved.

[asphodellic]

Buying myself a new dildo to celebrate getting through this stupid week. I deserve it.