omggggg can we talk about going to a haunted house with freddie when you guys are dating or maybe watching a scary movie???
We sure can! I love horror movies. Seriously, the more blood the better. But it makes me a very odd person to watch them with because I’m rarely affected the way other people are (especially guys) so I may actually write both. But for here, right now, I’ll do Haunted House :) It’ll be quick and cute and I hope you like it, anon!
So, I feel like Freddie hates scary stuff. Does anyone else feel this way? Like I think he likes maybe the more tame scary movies or like the “Scary Movie” series but doesn’t actually want to be scared himself, y’know?
So, to me, the haunted house would go something like this:
The two of you are wandering around the city for date night when you notice a sign for a Haunted House at Screemers. You’re close by, so you drag Freddie there against his will
He lets you take his hand and run with it for a second, but never actually moves, and you stop in your tracks when his arm no longer stretches out for you
“HEY!” you whine and Freddie giggles from behind you
“Let’s just go back home and watch some scary movie on Netflix”
“The last time we did that, you said you never wanted to watch scary movies with me again”
“You were just so god damn entertained. People were dying and you were laughing”
“I wasn’t laughing at them dying. I was laughing at the insanity of the situation. Those things would never happen in real life”
“Freddie...” you whined, continuing to drag him to the Haunted House and he sighed when he realized he wasn’t going to win.
When you finally get into the line, Freddie continues to whine and you promise him that if he behaves in the Haunted House, you’ll let him pick whatever he wants for next date night
“Anything,” you cock your eyebrow, “but only if you behave.” Immediately, his whining stops and you get to the front of the line fairly quickly after that. Once you walk in, everything is pretty tame and you prepare yourself for whatever the first scare will be when Freddie pokes your sides and you shout at the tickle he causes
“Freddie!” you laugh, smacking his hand away
“I got you!” was his only response before you grabbed his hand to lead him through the Haunted House.
Once Freddie realized that someone jumps out after every turn, he thinks that he won’t get scared anymore (because he can anticipate it) and steps in front of you. His confidence is immediately undone when someone jumps out from a picture frame and he yells obscenities at them as he shakes his head
You laugh at him and hold his hand, walking side by side through the rest of the House. You try to act like you’re scared every once in a while, jumping at the cobwebs getting stuck in your hair and curling into Freddie’s shoulder when someone pops out of a hole in the wall but you weren’t sure if he was buying any of it. Not until you’re out of it
“That was fun right?” you ask, smiling up at him, “wanna go again?” He shook his head and leaned down to kiss you
“Thank you” he whispered and you furrow your brow
“For what? Dragging you here? It really is my pleasure” you joked
“For pretending,” he said, gesturing to the building you’d just exited, “like you were scared. I knew you weren’t but I also know what you were doing. For me. So thank you”
You try to gauge his emotions by searching his face and it seems like he’s being truthful so you pop up onto your tippy toes to return his kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck as you did so. In return, he lifts you up and starts to spin you around
“I love you Freddie,” you whisper in his ear, “if this is the only thing I have to fake with you, I consider that a massive success.”
