#to a tee

[eowynneigh]

The urge to put every Sufjan Stevens song on my hawkahy playlist is strong

[firstactproblems]

Wanted things at a distance and unwanted things too close.

- The Lonely City, Olivia Laing

[legoflowers]

kind of not cool that this quiz managed to call literally every single insecurity I have

[sarcastic-skeptic]

Spencer Reid is the kid who is late to AP Lang every day and never reads the assignments, yet gets great grades on his timed writings and has every girl in love with him.

[elleshellsbells]

Rematches it to double check

Osmosis Jones is accurate to how trump handled corona

[chazbabylonisapathologicalliar]

So anyway, having caused @rassilon-imprimatur to freak out, I present to you this; Holly Herndon is Compassion. 

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

*at some point in time*

Alfred: I am very small and have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

Alternatively:

*in a letter to NY*

NY,

Please help me with my money my children are starving.

Clothing: 2 pounds

Horse: 0 pounds (I found sylvia on the side of the road.)

Candles: 50 pounds (the candle maker is very kind and makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. I dont understand it. Am I dying? Have I caught the plague?)

Tea: 30 pounds (I dont understand I dont even like the leaf water that you an VA make me drink).

Please help me.

Sincerely and quite frighteningly yours,

Alfred

My dearest Alfred,

What on earth is going on? I've been away for barely two nights. Such a slight length of time should not lead to this much chaos. Now, your letters leaves far too much to unpack, so I'll start with the most unnerving topic on hand: Alfred, what children are you referring to who are starving?

Regrettably yours,

NY

NY,

Me, yorkie. I'm the child. And I didnt know when you'd be back so I panicked.

Terrifyingly and panick-strickenly yours,

Alfred