FirstActProblems🧿

“f you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.” Billy Wilder ✨God, how long have I been here?!✨

[firstactproblems]

Too much cheese and Muppets Christmas Carol rotted my brain and here we are...

[rage-youdamnnerd]

Remember remember the 5th of November

[ladiesofcinema]

♡ happy birthday dana scully (february 23rd, 1964) ♡

[dankmemeuniversity]

[officialgritty]

lean, green dancing machine 🍀

(video)

[howdoistormspirit]

you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[buckmesideways22]

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[sparklejamesysparkle]

From The Judy Garland Show, originally aired by CBS on January 12th, 1964.

[trainstationgoodbye]

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) dir. Vincente Minnelli

[eccentricmisseclectic]

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

[incurablenecromantic]

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

[wakingfromthewater]

*deep and booming Satan voice*  “Belphagor!”

“You summoned me, Your Infernal Majesty?”

“Belphagor, do we have any Barbie dolls in our stores?”

“We certainly do.  Would you like one whose eyes glow red or one that chants Your praises in the middle of the night?”

*deep and booming Satan sigh*  “Ugh, are all our Barbies possessed?”

“I am pleased to say so, Your Infernal Majesty.”

“Well, un-possess one of them.  You heard me!  Melody Lian wants a veterinarian Barbie, the one with a cat not the one with a dog.  And Belphagor!  Make sure the cat has the right number of limbs this time.”

[wakingfromthewater]

“And let us see, Isaiah Stanfield who asked for a musical instrument will be receiving… a kazoo?”

“The instrument I judged to be most annoying yet still within his likely ability to play, my lord!”

“So young Isaiah will receive this miserable piece of plastic, apparently the finest gift you think I can offer him from my vast holdings, on Christmas morning only to have it confiscated by his parents by New Year’s.  Leaving him with no present at all.”  *Satan grows even taller, his voice drops dangerously*  “Do you wish to make a fool of me, Belphagor?”

“N-no, Your Infernal Majesty!  Please, mercy!”

“You will have a suitable present for Isaiah by the time I return.  And I expect no more mistakes.”  *Satan storms off, muttering*  “A million demons at my beck and call and I still have to do everything in this Pit myself…”

[incorrectoceans8]

HAPPY CAROL DAY

[ritahayworrth]

Everyone felt the magic on set and we all knew we were creating something special. I am very proud to have been part of a film that has been continually shown and loved all over the world for nearly sixty years. Mirace on 34th Street has endured all this time because of the special relationship of the cast and crew, the uplifting story and its message of hope and love, which steals hearts all over the world every year. I don’t think I will ever tire of children asking me, “Are you the lady who knows Santa Claus?” I always answer “Yes, I am. What would you like me to tell him?” —‘Tis Herself, Maureen O'Hara

Maureen O'Hara as Doris Walker in Miracle on 34th Street (1947) dir. George Seaton

[dynamoe]

(feel free to use on your own sucky birthdays)

[nitratediva]

Kim Novak and Pyewacket in Bell, Book and Candle (1958).

[robertmitchum]

SUNSET BOULEVARD dir. Billy Wilder