VA: I feel like my perfect complexion makes up for my complete lack of patience.
GA: Lack of patience? VA, you literally stood there for hours and calmly explained everything when I got my first laptop. You coached me through my first laptop.
FL: I feel like it should be duly noted that GA is literally the exception to every arbitrary rule that VA has.
AL: 'no cups on my wood table unless you have a coaster! Except you, GA, dear, feel free to place your glass anywhere.'
SC: 'no yelling in my house- wait GA, Honey, what was that you needed? Please, yell louder when you need something.'
NC: 'if yall need to call me, I have a strict schedule and will not answer if you call past midnight- 'cept you GA, please call me whenever you need to.'
VA: I mean, we're dating. I feel like there should be differences.
Al: yesterday at a meeting you literally said, 'shut up. Everyone in this room is a blazing moron. Except you, GA, I'm so glad for your contributions.'
VA: how was that a problem???
VA: you know what? Shut up. From now on, everyone is either GA or not-GA.