In response to the launch of the Bifurcated International Galactic Arsenal Security System With Automated Laser Liquefiers (BIGASSWALL)
After four years in the making, BIGASSWALL was finally launched and unlike its predecessors (rip BAMF), it’t been a huge success. Not only has it solved Earth’s immigration issue, but it’s bolstered the economy and positively affected the environment. And it’s only been a few weeks. Now only if it could solve the issues with the large unidentified toaster that appeared in southern India last month.












