This is Dystopia

A blog started for a short story that ended up becoming a personal blog. | Call me Blue | wtf even are pronouns but they're mostly she/they | Queer/Grayace | Writer | My neurons only fire to create shitposts

[craigtheyoleton]

my roommate and I: *engineering clever ways to keep our decorations up and our room put together*

also my roommate and I: *can’t stack our fucking dishes*

[craigtheyoleton]

me, playing Blood and Wine: ah, so you have a monster killing your people? I need to act quickly to save lives? Thank you, very cool, but can I interest you in gwent?

[craigtheyoleton]

As I’ve gotten older, my fanfiction-reading thoughts have evolved from “please kiss already” to “please bang already” to “please talk about your feelings already” and I think that shows growth.

[purplepenntapus]

Even LGBT people are afraid to create LGBT rep half the time because you fucking goblins critique things with LGBT rep so harshly that the second it does something that you personally don’t like it gets treated even worse than the shows that have absolutely no rep in them.

Demonizing every show that is earnestly trying to provide the rep we’ve been lacking is NOT THE WAY TO GET BETTER REP

[frostbytemyrik]

Remember when Dream Daddy was called homophobic because a horror-themed (and non-canon, might I add) ending was found in the game’s code? Like y'all go after everything that isn’t the most saccharine, unproblematic, nothing-bad-happens-ever shit and I’m so, so sick of it. This keeps us from getting LGBT+ rep that’s actually interesting and in interesting situations! I want actual stories, but I guess you guys don’t. You just want a perfect little picture to hang on your wall.

[discourse-dot-com]

Treating all gay people as uwu soft beans is a form of homophobia in itself, and that’s the tea. Make problematic gay characters!! Give lgbt characters flaws!! Give them interesting, non stereotypical personalities!! We’re human, and humans are flawed by nature, so treat us as such and don’t get pissed because of it.

[craigtheyoleton]

throw an egg no what if it spawns a chicken throw an egg can’t argue with that FUCK

a poem about egg and the consequences of throwing one

[craigtheyoleton]

judge: how do you plead

bucky: i call upon the age-old adage of 'be gay, do crime'

judge:

judge:

judge: so-

steve: just put him in jail

[craigtheyoleton]

quarantine agenda: cry and maybe nap

[pyronado-moved]

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

[craigtheyoleton]

imagine being neurotypical

this post was made by neuroatypical gang. we’re not trying to be mean, we’re genuinely bamboozled. chemically balanced people exist? sounds fake. 

[craigtheyoleton]

in this house we condemn the matching of socks

[tikattu]

it be like that sometimes 

[craigtheyoleton]

hm yeah checks out

[craigtheyoleton]

im a little late to the game but

So after watching The Witcher on Netflix, I found out about the games and books (little backwards, I know) and now I’m reading the books and playing the games because it’s quarantine my dudes. And I just started Chapter III of the first game and I’m??? Sad?? Like all the townspeople say mean things to Geralt and like it hurts my feelings??? Like my Me As Geralt Feelings. And I just feel bad for him. ‘Cause he’s just tryin’ to do his own thing in an increasingly hostile environment and everyone’s pushing him one way or the other and I, as the player, try to do what I can to make the right decisions for both of us, but at the end of the day, there isn’t a right decision. And that’s something that I simultaneously love and hate about this game, There isn’t a right thing to do. There is no good guy (except maybe Dandelion). I’m not even sure there’s a bad guy. There’s just people. Granted, many of them are shit people but they have some redeeming qualities. And some of the ‘good’ people have shit qualities (I’m looking at you, Triss. I don’t trust you) and it just makes my brain hurty. And my feelings, those hurt too. 

[craigtheyoleton]

y’all wanna see how hard i can disassociate

neither did i but here we are

[craigtheyoleton]

my DM recently called apathy depression 2: electric bugaloo and i think that was very sexy of her

[craigtheyoleton]

dunno ‘bout y’all

but slurping water from your hand under the faucet just hits different

[feminismandmedia]

[socialdistancing]

[msnikkimoneypenny]

Again take Tylenol or its generic counterpart. Do not take ibuprofen.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

Also it looks like increased ACE2 receptors makes you both more likely to contract the disease in the first place as well as increase your likelihood of spreading the virus. At least this was true with SARS CoV 1

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1287568/

ACE2 Receptor Expression and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus Infection Depend on Differentiation of Human Airway Epithelia

Studies of patients with severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) demonstrate that the respiratory tract is a major site of SARS-coronavirus