Jul 7
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SLURRRRPPP
attacks you
Some incorrect\extremely correct quotes for my EXTREMELY FAR AWAY IN THE FUTURE ADP FIC (and in part in TIALAMYDK LMAO)
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Alice *after entering Douxie's mind for several minutes, on the floor*: Oh, wow. Your brain is a disaster
Douxie *also on the floor*: Yeah, I know
Alice : Ever thought about doing drugs?
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Zoe: Casperan.
Douxie: Ashildr.
Zoe: Clumsy dumbass.
Douxie: Angry Chiwawa.
Claire: *confused* What are they doing?
Archie: Insulting contest.
Claire: Ah.
Zoe: Old Man.
Douxie: Dwarf.
Zoe: Flat ass.
Douxie: Useless Half Lesbian
Zoe: Knucklehead
Douxie: Mosquito
Zoe: Peter Pan
Douxie: *Suddenly grinning* Pinky pie.
Zoe: EXCUSE ME?
Douxie: HA! *Claps hands with a smug face* I WON!
Zoe: HOW DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! I'M GONNA FUCKING END YOU!
Alice: Now, now…
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Douxie: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Douxie: *waves his fingers and sings like he is in a Disney Channel intro*
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Simon: Why are you on fire?
Douxie: This is just how my day is going.
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Douxie: Everybody shut up, please! I'm thinking.
Zoe, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
Douxie: Oh, for the bloody sake, Ashildr!
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Jim: I’m here for the cult stuff.
Alice: How did you find us?
Jim: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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Alice: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
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Archie, looking at Douxie, Alice, Simon and Zoe: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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Simon, on the phone: Oh, hey man… Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
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Alice: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Zoe: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Alice: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Douxie, on a mic that he brought by himself: This is Douxie, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Douxie:*drops the mic on the floor and leaves, muttering about being a third wheel*
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Zoe: Mom liked to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Jim: Who's in charge here?
Zoe, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. So, me.
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Barbara, seeing both Douxie and Alice on wheelchairs: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Alice: We have three, actually! :D
Douxie: Pick your favorite.
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Alice: *venting endlessly to Simon about her week*
Simon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
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Alice: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that Gods or... God are real.
Nari:*appears*
Alice: WHAT THE FLIP
Athena:*appears too*
Alice:*looses her flipping mind*
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Zoe, to Claire: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
Claire:
Claire: Yes, it's you, actually.
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Alice, *talking about Zoe*: She's the girl of my dreams!
Douxie: You say to most of the girls that they are the girl of your dreams.
Alice: I have a lot of dreams.
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Douxie: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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Simon: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.
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Zoe, *talking about one of her first meeting with Douxie*: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife several times.
Jim: You mean you stabbed him?
Zoe: He ran into my knife.
Douxie: She ran into my knife, too.
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Zoe: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Jim: Okay?
Zoe: …
Zoe: …
Zoe: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so...
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*Zoe and Alice are texting*
Zoe: Your ass is like…
Zoe: Spacious
Alice: WHAT
Zoe: Sorry, I didn’t want to say fat because it might trigger your ED
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Bastard number 1:*sarcastically, while leaving* I hope you all make it to adulthood.
Jim: That’s... a great prayer.
Simon: A needed one.
Douxie: A needed one indeed.
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Simon: I will send my army to attack!
Simon: *makes roaring noises*
Simon: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
Jim, next to his Vespa: WHOA
Jim: THEY WERE YOURS????
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Zoe, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Douxie, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Alice, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Simon, appalled, but looking apathetic: Call the exorcist.
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Zoe: Alice and I are no longer dating.
Alice: Zoe, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Zoe: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Alice: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Alice: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Toby: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Jim: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Douxie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Claire: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Zoe: I hate you guys so much.
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Alice, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Simon, grabbing his mint gums without looking at her: Zoe's in the kitchen.
Please stop and enjoy Krel doing the floss.
XD hahahahaha I duckin love this
Cursed fam
Oh boy he has no idea what’s about to happen
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R.O.T.T Was AMAZING first of all
It did feel a little rushed/Not properly paced at times but it was AMAZING nevertheless!
I do not get why people complaining about the ending
Im just sad because I have nothing left to watch
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