#tom bishop

[b-sidju]

Spy Game (2001)

[crashcollateralsuccess]

[rm14hitman]

Cop : You're receiving a ticket for having 3 persons on one motorcycle

Hoxton : Bloody hell...

Rust : Wait, 3 ?

Cop : Yeah ?

Sydney : HOLY SHIT HOUSTON FELL OFF !!!

Hoxton, under his breath : Wanker...

[what-yadoking-likes]

What the heisters do on Boxing Day:

Clover: begins shopping for Christmas Day the following year in the online sales. She meticulously tracks her purchases, money spent AND 'saved' (i.e. money off) on a comprehensive and colour-coded spreadsheet.

John Wick: walks the dog. Plays fetch with the dog. Goes on a jog with the dog. Gives the dog a bath. Naps on the sofa with the dog.

Rust: he attends one of those biker runs where they collect gifts and distribute them to needy children throughout the capitol.

Hoxton: nurses his very sore throat after carolling and karaoke-ing various Christmas Classics the night before (and the night before that, and the night before before that-).

Duke: reads various Christmas-themed stories or poems aloud. In previous years he read A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens).

Dallas: avoiding eye contact with/answering his phone to Vlad, because he always gets sent on those wacky Xmas heists for the Ukrainian and he has had it, nope, not this year, not this time - "Dallas speaking, who is i-" "MY FRIEND!!!"

[artcupcakes]

For a brief period of Houston’s life he lived in the back of a car.

It’s was harder for the debt collectors to track him if they couldn’t follow the hotel bill trail of their borrowed money. Or at least that was his logic. 

If the Ghost was to be honest, looking back while he did have a great time he’d never do it again. Then again he doesn't think he’d ever actively take on as many loans as he did to modify his car. 

What really went through his mind at the time, was something he has since forgotten. Only left with the memories of what he did. The stories and opinions of the roads and places he traveled. It ended up being a topic he found himself discussing with Rust. Figurers the tool thief would rack up some interesting stories and opinions through years of travel. Plus all those photo’s he taken seem to attract the attention from the more artistic ones of the group as well

...Too bad the debt collectors were still able to track him through his restaurant bills though

[sharkmobster]

i like the idea of these four going on heists together bc of how absolutely chaotic this team composition would be. anyway rust is designated team dad against his will bc he’s the only one in control of the collective brain cell i don’t make the rules sorry

[muskelstyrka]

heres the only payday thing ill ever make. thanks

[radical-darius]

This needs context