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[rm14hitman]

So I got Tomodachi Life : Living the Dream yesterday and something...unexpected happened.

Red Hood and Black Cat speedran a relationship. In 24 hours, they met, got to know eachothers, became friends, she fell in love, she confessed, they started dating, then they proposed and got married.

Jason and Felicia are fast as fuck boi-

Also trying to make Ghostcroft happen while waiting to get ideas for...something...

So far, Grace is head over heels for Simon and is imagining stuff like this.

I guess this is a good start.

[rm14hitman]

Update 1 : Grace and Simon got together !

Also here's Jason doing a photo shoot of his wife gaming

[rm14hitman]

So I got Tomodachi Life : Living the Dream yesterday and something...unexpected happened.

Red Hood and Black Cat speedran a relationship. In 24 hours, they met, got to know eachothers, became friends, she fell in love, she confessed, they started dating, then they proposed and got married.

Jason and Felicia are fast as fuck boi-

Also trying to make Ghostcroft happen while waiting to get ideas for...something...

So far, Grace is head over heels for Simon and is imagining stuff like this.

I guess this is a good start.

[rm14hitman]

Why am I so invested in this

Why does my brain have to be this way

[rm14hitman]

Y'know what ? I feel like crackshipping

(Picture from Nexusmods)

[dead-by-mending]

Objet : Une bestiole Rareté : ⏶ Ordinaire

Quelle est votre créature favorite issue d'un jeu vidéo ?

À présent, alimentez votre tableau de bord en répondant à ma question.

And another

This one says : "What is your favorite creature from a video game ?"

I think I'll go with the creature of steel (V1 Uktrakill)

[dancerswhirl]

Maximus Fallout it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[rm14hitman]

Jason : His hair ? Wack ! His drip ? Wack ! His jokes ? Wack ! His plans ? Wack ! The fact he couldn't actually kill me with the crowbar ? Wack ! The fact he's only alive because of Bruce's bullshit code and otherwise even Harley would've killed him at some point ? Wack ! Me ? I got the balls to do what Batman could never do and I'm fresh as FU-

[rm14hitman]

Alfred : How would you like your pancakes ?

Damian : Plain.

Dick : With sprinkles!

Tim : Chocolate chips.

Jason : Potatoes.

*Everyone looks at Jason*

Jason : What ? They're good.

[rm14hitman]

I FUCKING LOVE TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING IN THE UNFORGIVING WASTELAND

[rm14hitman]

Houston : No, Jacket, I don't want to hear your recordings of "Human mating calls". That's just...wrong.

[idontkmownotin]

Gave them random clothes for halloween. I apologize.

[im-not-a-porno]

House

[rm14hitman]

House

[rm14hitman]

*Dick teaching Peter to drive and taking Wally along for the ride*

Dick : That's a pothole. To the left !

Peter : Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Wally, sticking his face into the front over the center console : Cha Cha real smooth.

Peter : I don't think that's how the song goes.

Dick, crying and gripping the handle : Please just take me home.

Peter : Country Roads.

Wally : To the place.

Peter and Wally in unison : I Belong !

Dick, crying harder : What the fuck ?

[rm14hitman]

Jason : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Barbara : But, Jay, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Jason : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Barbara : Is it working?

[rm14hitman]

Alfred : Here’s the cold medicine Mrs.Kyle asked for.

Alfred : *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Bruce : ...Thank you Alfred.

[rm14hitman]

Bruce : Why did you chums dress up as eachother for Halloween ?

Dick : Jason is the scariest person I could think of !

Jason : *in the Discowing* Dick told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible

[rm14hitman]

Tim : You know you can die from that, right?

Jason : *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Dick : *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Damian : *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

[n0cturn4]