seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from Panama
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
@tomserveaux @autistic-jedi surgery that i was due for. i am okay and it went very well but i'm thinking this is the most pain i've ever been in in my life. but that's ok it's a lot better today than it was last night anyway. i've got my phone, my laptop, and a book on Rediscovering George Washington to keep me warm
tomserveaux replied to your post: i’ve literally only seen 4 types of fetish fic for...
…….. mo s s. … .… .
i think he fucks archie into a coma on some moss or something i just really don’t know and i don’t know why a benign plant species was the kink that pushed me over the edge but it was and i didn’t open the fic
@tomserveaux you’re welcome. for the enlightenment
fbi interviewing committee guy #1, reviewing my search history: (whispers to guy #2) oh my god.... she’s watched every episode of to catch a predator twice
fbi interviewing committee guy #2: we’ve gotta bring in the Boss
me: *laughs nervously* so uh, do you have any questions about, about my application for th--
*both fbi interviewers get up and leave me*
chris hansen, entering in a black suit and tie with a glock on his hip: *extends hand for me to shake* please, have a seat while we go over your W-4s
tomserveaux replied to your post: because of how horrible southern people’s accents...
that’s her cousin
kelleet is the southern cousin she leaves out when she's asked about her family
