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stephen: I'm about to do something impulsive and stupid.

tony: is it me? please say it's me

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Tony: *calling Stephen* so I am at Starbucks.

Stephen: uh, ok?

Tony: I was undercover because I really wanted to try this new coffee they have...

Stephen: Tony how exactly did you fuck this up

Tony: ...I got recognized and I am hiding in the restroom with a billion fans here please help me

Stephen: *sigh* I told you that stupid cap is not an invisibility cloak Jesus.

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Of phallic gestures

Peter: Have you ever wondered why showing someone the middle finger is offensive? Like, if I hold up my index finger, it signifies I have an idea or something like that. Why is the middle finger the bad one?

Stephen: The middle finger is the penis and the curled fingers on either side are the testicles. By doing it, you are offering someone a phallic gesture. It is saying, 'this is a phallus' that you're offering to people, which is a very primeval display.

Tony, eyebrow wiggle: Wanna make a primeval display in the bedroom and show me your middle finger, Stephen?

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Family Night

Stephen: This game is really hard. Why are we playing this?

Tony: You know what's harder? My d-

Peter: DEVOTION TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST

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Everyone....we were robbed of this brilliant content and I’m annoyed about it.

Just imagine it! Stephen in one of Tony’s suits! Tony would have been able to design one that stops his hands shaking, maximises his magic potential and it would’ve brought them closer together. Just- it could have been so good.