#torbjorn hate

[irlwillbyers]

Rant

If you guys like To/rbj/or/n don’t read this. Also it has cursing in it so beware.

Ok so I’m in a pissy mod. Ok so, first of all, he is fucking racist against Omnics. And I am k/in with Ze/ny/at/ta (as you know) so that kind of pisses me off. I put Harm into fucking Harmony. Even if I wasn't k/in with him I still fucking hate him. Secondly, he is just a little shit! Any time you are on a map that supports Omnics he is fucking pissy and whines like a little kid because he hates Omnic rights. Also since he is short everyone calls me To/rbj/or/n and says I'm racist! Also people are like "aw him and (any Overwatch character) would be cute together!" NO! He literally doesn't deserve love! He is a short racist Swedish man who reminds me of a gross Donald trump with a stupid fucking beard! Also I bet you are saying “what about Za/ry/a? She hates Omnics too!” Listen. Za/ry/a hates Omnics. But the only line I hear from her is "I'm watching your back Omnic" to Ze/ny/at/ta! I'm cool with her but I still don't like he   

[nmoetoe]

that feel when you go into a quick game mid way through where ur team is losing against 6 torbjorn, manage to turn the tide, kick their asses and get potg 😎 fuck you torb

[h0lyhandgrenade]

I haven't played at all, could you list the reasons why you hate Torbjörn, and why being a console player factors into it?

Ohhh there’s a few reasons… 

1. I thought it’d be awesome to have a legit little person character in the game, for representation n’ all, but he’s… Not. He’s a fantasy WoW style dwarf, blatantly. It’s a bit of a joke.

2. He’s supposed to be Swedish, but as far as I can tell he doesn’t sound Swedish at all, just again sounds like your typical fantasy dwarf. 

3. I don’t like his character design in general. It just seems a bit lazy and unoriginal.

4. He seems kinda pervy and lecherous but maybe that’s just me. I don’t dig that kinda personality.

5. I don’t like the ‘sit and let your turret do all the work for you’ playstyle (I know he can shoot and provide armour, but most Torbs seem to just like to sit around).

6. He doesn’t fit in the game well at any level. At high levels, he can just be countered way too easily by people who know how to deal with him. At low levels, he destroys. Because his turret can just be placed down with no teamwork or effort whatsoever, while defeating it takes a bit of aim and teamwork which new or low skill players just probably don’t have. Especially when the enemy goes full Torbjorn. Some folks just don’t have a chance. 

7. On console, he practically ruined the game for a long time. He just made the game disgustingly un-fun. Aiming is a lot harder on console, a lot slower and less precise… But not for turrets, which handle the aim perfectly and snapping to you instantly and never stopping. Everyone has an aim debuff apart from Torbjorn who just plops down something to do it for him. And he was everywhere. Practically every game you went on there’d be 4-6 Torbs to fight against and they’d just destroy… Because it was the smart thing to do, right? You’d just groan at the sight of him. His turret got nerfed eventually, but way too late 8| 

I think that’s about everything… I know that he has his fans and such, and I’m not saying people SHOULDN’T like him, but these are the reasons why I personally don’t like him. Each point on its own might not be so terrible, but combined together they make one cocktail I’m just not into.

[h0lyhandgrenade]

I think she was pretty much a teen back then so dont worry I dont think so.

That’s what I’m hoping, but I don’t know man...Looks kinda coupley to me. Especially with the hand on ass.

I got my eye on you buddy B|

[snake-relatable-blog1]

i hate torbjorn more than i hate myself

[juniepops]

Problematic things about Torbjorn that are actually in Overwatch: - he says "good shot for a machine" if he sees Zenyatta get a kill (racist and also hypocritical because Torbjorn will almost never get a kill without his turret) - according to an interaction with Ana, he's always bothering her - to Symmetra: "hehe, there's something on your dress" (ableist via poking fun at her OCD) - to D.Va: "any chance you'd let me peek under the hood of your mech?" (Pedophilic innuendo) - to Mei: "I was wondering if I could have a look at your little robot?" (Innuendo) - actually gets upset in Omnic-friendly maps, and agrees with the ghetto in King's Row (racism)

[primrose--azelhart-moved]

Torbjorn is like my life

I hate it and I want it to end

[primrose--azelhart-moved]

OUT OF ALL OF THE LEGENDARIES I COULD GET I GET A FUCKING TORBJORN SKIN!! WHY!!