[mageknight14]

[d1rtypaws]

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

[d1rtypaws]

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

[mrgulogulo]

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.

[diosmiles]

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[miiriya]

[noseforahtwo]

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m so proud of her.

[gifsblr]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Family friendly.

[stream]

[black-nata]

audiences, stupid: omg that poor lion is going to get ate :((((((((

me, cat lady, smart:  

[aww-so-pretty]

He’s a good dancer

[champzagne]

harrys so cute i want 7

[alienaelizabeth]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

[mirror]

Slow clap for the HP fandom

[jimmyneuteredtron]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[hawlucha]

The Simpsons Season 9999 Episode 0

[hawlucha]

i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub 

[beynons]

OP where is the painting

[popdyz]

Where is the painting OP

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog