#totally straight

[vultureboi]

Shen Yuan: I’m totally straight

Luo Binghe enters the room:

Shen Yuan: I only find Binghe attractive because he’s the protagonist, so everyone finds him attractive. Clearly.

Liu Qingge enters the room:

Shen Yuan: and obviously he’s just meant to be hot. That’s just admitting a fact. Not at all gay.

Sha Hualing enters the room:

Shen Yuan: too little clothes! Gross!

Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe shirtless:

Shen Yuan: damn he’s hot.

Indeed. Shen Yuan is 100% straight. 👍

Fellas, is it gay to think the stallion protagonist is the hottest character?

[consumedshadow-mysticmc]

Vanitas 'reluctantly' heads off to save his canonically 'not boyfriend' Noe.

[overtiredchickennugget]

I am so totally straight about Zoey, I don’t know what you guys are talking about.

[godgivenwarning]

[radio-guts]

stop using pronoun and being gay and everyone will love you

(not actually from a homophobe this is a silly)

fine ill be straight nor/mal ugh

look pretty women !!

[miqueeler]

me when I need my best friend to force me to tell my girlfriend I love her (not gay I swear)

[skepticalembryo]

leaving you’re girlfriend alone at night after your date because you realize your roommate who you definitely hate is probably in trouble. truly romantic.

[floofytoaster]

honestly women giving praise >>>>>> men giving praise

like men are good but.. women