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they got too silly
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In the year 2026, we have ai infecting the world with malaise and programmed influence.
In the second chapter of Sailor Moon, it is Crystal Discs. đ€Ł
I saw a bunny in its natural environment today, it was awesome!!
Sephiroth dealing with fangirls/fans in general. Or honestly, any of the trio having to face their own fan clubs would be funny
*An armored Shinra SUV is stuck on the road in sector 8, surrounded by hundreds of screaming fans. The street utter chaos: women in full bridal gowns waving legally binding marriage certificates at Sephiroth, screaming mothers aggressively thrusting tupperware toward Angealâs window, and someone is currently attempting to break the reinforced windshield using a framed portrait of Genesis (who is delighted)*
Genesis: Look at them, the masses yearn for my presence~. Perhaps if I step out and recite a stanza, itâll soothe the mob.
Angeal: NO. Absolutely not! Nobody unlocks a single door. This isnât a crowd anymore, itâs a security hazard.
Sephiroth, arms crossed, staring out the window: Weâre elite operatives, Angeal, weâve survived worse ambushes in Wutai. I assure you we can handle a public transit congestion.
*Angeal points out the window at three women in wedding dresses currently attempting to lever open Sephirothâs door with a crowbar*
Angeal: Does that look like regular combat to you!? One foot out that door and theyâll tear you to shreds!
Genesis: Oh, donât be so dramatic, Angeal. Theyâre devoted patrons of the arts! They arenât savages, theyâre our admirers. Watch, a true leader knows how to command his audience.
Angeal: Genesis do NOT touch that roof latch!
Genesis: Observe.
*Genesis pops the sunroof and pops his head out*
Genesis: ~Fear not my devâ
*Before he can finish the word devoted, dozens of hands physically yank him out of the vehicle and into the voidâą. The sunroof slams shut*
Angeal: OH MY GOD THEY TOOK HIM. SEPHIROTH, THEY TOOK GENESIS! WHAT DO WE DO??
*Sephiroth has rolled his window down just enough for hands to reach in and pat his head*
Sephiroth: <3
Angeal: YOU PEOPLE ARE IMPOSSIBLE!
When the intrusive voice in my head snipes unhelpful suggestions, half of the time I respond with a mocking laugh; because seriously? Where does that voice get off thinking saying random bully suggestions is okay?
What a dork.
DAY 12,116
Specimen hangs out at home with their enslaved Felis Catus. Specimen engages in unproductive behavior before their planned outing schedule in the late afternoon. Subject suspects the Felis Catus has fleas. Plans are made to assist Felis Catus.
I am having a severe mental crisis and no one in my life has noticed.
Iâm going to die soon.
OP, please donât make a life canceling decision.
They mightâve noticed something and not said anything because they werenât sure of how to approach it, or if that they saw things correctly.
Reach out and tell somebody irl that you are struggling.
Cloud (or time traveler Cloud) secretly entered the lab, searching Sephiroth to kill him (he thinks he's here because someone told him) but hear Hojo speaking about him in a degrading way, like if he was a stupid child or a lab animal.
Cloud, hearing Hojo speaks about Sephiroth in that way for 3 hours:
Cloud, attacking Hojo: IT'S NOT SEPHIROTH'S FAULT, IT'S YOUR!!YOU RUINED HIM!!
Cloud: I'LL KILL YOU SO ANGEAL, GENESIS AND ZACK CAN REPEAR HIM BEFORE HE BROKE!! IT WILL ALSO SAVE THE WORLD!!
*Cloud is rifling through Hojoâs desk when he hears footsteps. He panics and dives under the table just as the door opens*
Sephiroth: But Iâm not asking for a complete exemption from my duties. Itâs just a minor adjustment to the schedule.
Hojo: What youâre actually asking for is to be locked in a monitored cell for a month and treated like the specimen you are. Have you forgotten your place?
Cloud: !?
Sephiroth: Itâs only for a single weekend in Banora. Genesis and Angeal have invited meâ
Hojo: Ah, Hollanderâs little errors. I should have guessed. What have I told you about forming sentimental attachments, Sephiroth? You never learn.
Cloud, internally: Is this how he talked to him??
Sephiroth, sighing, looking away: Professor Gast once noted that subjecting me to this specific type of psychological degradation would have severe, long-term consequences for my stability in the future.
Hojo: Keep whining about your feelings, boy, and I will personally lock you in the isolation tank until winter.
Cloud: !!
Sephiroth: But Professor Gast explicitly wroteâ
Hojo: Gast was a weak-willed sentimentalist who fled because he couldnât handle the work. What did he know of the future?
Cloud, jumping out: A WHOLE LOTâ
*Hojo screams and immediately drops unconscious from shock*
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: Who are you?
Cloud: Iâm... Iâm your... guardian angel...?
*Sephiroth instantly exudes exact energy of a newborn baby duck imprinting on the first moving object it sees*
Sephiroth: <3
Cloud: Oh no. Oh god no.
The fashion epidemic of sagging jeans finally hits Midgar >:)
Angeal: Zack! Zack, your pants are falling down!
Zack: I know! Itâs intentional.
Angeal: Youâre intentionally flashing everyone your underwear.
Zack: No, itâs the latest fashion trend! It looks cool and rebellious, you just donât get it.
Angeal: You canât wear that. When you step off this base, youâre representing all of SOLDIER and thatâs not what we stand for!
Zack: But all the cool guys are doing it!
Angeal: Really. Is that so?
*He gestures toward Genesis and Sephiroth walking by*
Angeal: Do you see either of them walking around with their trousers halfway down their ankles? No.
Sephiroth: Whatâs this about?
Zack: Itâs a fashion trend! All the cool guys are sagging their pants to show their underwear a little. It proves youâre stylish.
Genesis: Really?? I didnât hear of this.
Angeal: I know, itâs completely ridicâ
*Genesis immediately unbuckles his belt*
Angeal: GENESIS.
Genesis: What? I have a reputation to uphold. I canât be seen not participating in the latest fashion trend.
Angeal, burying his face in his hands, groaning: Unbelievable... Sephiroth, please tell me you donât want to look âcoolâ too.
Sephiroth: Iâm wearing so many belts that by the time I unbuckle them all, the trend will be over.
*They all slowly look at his waist*
Maybe 2026 is a good year to replay Steins Gate.
Thanks to a random YouTube suggestion, I found out that CERN has been shut down for upgrades and will be starting back up in 2030.
With the way the world is going and that reactivation date, are we getting closer to a possible similar reality?
I know this is far out there and probably nonsense.
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Duuude, imagine being named Oliver and being an 'olive picker' lol
PSA:
Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.
That limit is 4g (8 âextra strengthâ (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).
A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.
Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).
Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.
The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.
After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.
You might think âwhy would I ever accidentally take so much?â
Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says ânon-aspirin pain reliefâ, and anything thatâs branded as a fever reducer. Itâs all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.
So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.
Please don't forget this shit, after it happened to a family member, he died 8 years later because of the continuing health complications even though he survived the initial overdose
I didn't know this for years, and I took so many pills, sometimes 4 at one go, every four hours, like 16 a day, because of endometriosis and migraines. It took a migraine specialist to explain rebound headaches and overdoses when I was in my 40s. Then I went cold turkey on all OTC drugs to get off the cycle. Please, please, if a couple tylenol aren't working for you, talk to your doctor or find one who will listen to you if you can.
I known this common right now; but it sucks that I tend to think that I probably am not cut out for things. Apply to a job? Wonder if I would even be a good fit for it or want to risk it.
I havenât felt confident about these kinds of things in a while.
When you openly tease your rival, who in the future will basically be your oblivious your wife, and the teasing is done in front of his lover *cough* best friend.