#tournament voting

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"Welcome Slayers, Narrators and Princesses, to the Finale of--"

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Broken Edition 🏆

FINAL ROUND PART I

@cracked-frog VS @bed-buge

The Doll

The Kinstugi

Voting ended onJun 1

[Propaganda under the cut]

"Guess what?! Apotheosis let me co-host with her!"

"SPEAK TO ME WITH RESPECT, CHILD!"

"I'm atheist, so no. And let's not get into that! Our main stars have finally arrived in heaven! Or...just the tournament ground again, but that doesn't matter because it's the battle we're all waiting for!"

[Propaganda by @cracked-frog ]

"The Kinstugi! The new face who made his way through!"

[Propaganda by @bed-buge (yes this is on purpose)]

"And the Doll, a successor in the making for the Cold!

Two brokens! Two souls! Only one first place!"

"MAY THE MOST DEVOTED WIN!"

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Physical 100 Tournament Special (Quest 1):

Match #4: Billy Hargrove (Stranger Things) vs. Shauna Shipman (Yellowjackets)

Who wins this match and moves on to the next challenge? (See the rules of the quest below)

Billy Hargrove has control of the ball at the end of the round

Shauna Shipman has control of the ball at the end of the round

Voting ended onDec 1, 2025

Quest 1: Death match challenge (we’re skipping Quest 0)

Contestants compete one-on-one to gain possession of a ball. The contestant with possession of the ball at the 3-minute mark proceeded to the next Quest, while the other contestant was eliminated.

If neither contestant had possession after three minutes, the game was restarted with one minute on the clock. Half of the contestants were eliminated in the process (50).

Link to the contestants spreadsheet

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"Hey, we all know the drill"

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Broken Edition 🏆

FINAL ROUND PART II

@PixieFeatherKw3 VS @PzySm

The Estrella

The Pijamarama

Voting ended onJun 1

[Propaganda under the cut]

"3RD PLACE IS STILL AN HONOR TO BE BESTOWED UPON!"

"You're right! So which of these beautiful brokens will take bronze!?"

[Propaganda by @pzysm ]

"Will it be the @pixiefeatherkw3 's Estrella who shines as bright as his namesake?!"

"Or the Pijamarama, the Fluffy dog that charmed his way to the end!?"

"SHOW ME YOUR DEVOTION, MY LITTLE BIRDS! WHO WILL TAKE THE LAST LIGHT BY MY SIDE!?"

"She means who gets last place"

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

The cavern you find yourself in is sharp. A jagged mess of metal and rock sharpened and shaped by lifetime after lifetime of conflict and pain. Brittle as they are, they do its job of blocking out the rest of the world, if there was ever one to begin with.

Someone is here to see you, and she is happy to.

ROUND V PART II

@graynide VS @SillyPotatoChipz

The Injured

The Puff

Voting ended onJan 6

[You have no other choice]

"Heeeeelloo there, I tooootally wasn't expecting anyone to come down here!"

.....

"Ok, maybe that's a lie. But I PROMISE it's my only lie!

See, as luck would have it, I know what you're going through, and I feel so so soooo bad for you. Even though it's been hilarious to see you all struggle and curse your way here, I won't laugh! Because that would be crass!

And luckily, I know where the exit is! It's not behind you! But it's behind me! And all you have to do to leave....is walk behind me and open it!"

.....

"What?! Come on, open it already!...oh! I get it, you think I'm lying to you, isn't it?!

But I already promised I won't lie anymore! And I like to keep my promises! And I have absolutely no reason to stab you, let alone lie to you, at all! So come on, come closer and open the door, so you can all leave!

Unless...you WANT me to stab you!? Ohohoho~ you masochist you! I'm happy to oblige, but I WON'T stab you, if you walk towards me! Princess's honor!"

@graynide

@sillypotatochipz (art by @flikk64 )

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP ~ Cheated Edition 🏆

ROUND III PART III

@remaking-machine VS @storm-of-the-swarm

The Adventurer

The Swan

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

[Propaganda under the cut]

"SO YOU KNOW HOW SOLDIER NEVER GOT TO MAKE IT PAST ROUND 1--"

"Are you still not over that?"

"NO!"

"Ok...point is, @remaking-machine 's Adventurer got a chance to do what the Soldier couldn't: seduce a mod!"

"YOU CAN DO IT!"

"But the Swan is hot on his heel! Swans are symbols of romance!"

"And violence!"

"But I doubt we will see that here. Lights, flowers, music, food. Swan just may be in its element tonight. @storm-of-the-swarm is ready to sweep Blade off their feet!"

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"BIG BURD!"

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Broken Edition 🏆

ROUND II PART III

@8ft VS @Cracked-frog

The Throne

The Doll

Voting ended onApr 27

[Propaganda under the cut]

"The nickname seems appropriate, given she's one of the few BIG ONES!"

"definitely a challenge, but not an unwelcome change to the status quo of small wet cats. Hy's just a big wet cat!"

"the wheels of an idle god's chariot, dutifully bearing the burden of Her will and singing Her praises. a box full of burning light, trapped by the fear of what could happen should hy let it out. latent potential. a show dog.

followers of mine will know the amount of effort i pour into analyzing tower as a character, but you can't understand Her without trying to understand broken as well. i find their dichotomy interesting... the core of both of them comes out in force when given an ounce of power, and they use it to opposite ends. broken's compassion is hys greatest asset. it's a shame hy lets hymnself be ruled by the looming spectre of "what-if."

sorry for the essay. i'm a tower kinnie you can trust me 😁✌- @8ft "

"No need to apologize for the essay, it's great! Let's try not to crush the poor Doll though! @cracked-frog needs em alive for more propaganda!"

"How much do they have--oh, right. That's a lot"

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"Aannd we're back, after a brief commercial break! Now let's determine who's the next lucky voice!"

"But Boss, how will we do that?! We're still banned from using the wheel!"

"I am glad you asked, dear Poppy. We will be using...KNIFE TOSS!"

"All voices who are still tournament-less will stand next to a wall and the winner will throw a knife at an apple on your heads! The one that gets hit is next! Simple and effective!"

"Uhhhh...you WOULDN'T ACTUALLY use us for that stunt...right?"

"Yeaaahhhh nah, @burntpaws volunteered theirs"

"Oh thank Shifting Quiet..."

"Now let's see what the Frayed will do! (Illustreated by Paws themselves)"

"THREE CHEERS FOR THE WET CAT ENJOYERS, THE BROKEN IS NEXT! I REPEAT, THE BROKEN IS NEXT!"

🥳 🎉

"I hope we have enough of the budget..."

*meanwhile...*

"Why did she say that?"

"The anniversary for this blog will be in March, so she wanted the anniversary to be a retry of the Cold Tournament, now with the experience of the past."

*GASP*

"Oh my word, what's happening!? Cold is actually suggesting a retry!? What a shock!"

"Boss, we've been planning this for months--"

"But it's SO hard to choose! The Broken or the Cold! Submission vs Longing! Who do we choose?!

I know!

YOU!

Dear audience, decide right now! We must decide quickly before Cold decides to kill me!"

Who's Next?!

Voice of the Sexy Broken

Voice of the Sexy Cold (retry)

Voting ended onJan 14

((OOC/N: It's ok if you don't want the Cold rn. We can also do him at the end as a wrap up Finale. But I noticed that the anniversary would be in March so I thought a retry would be fun. However, I love the Broken too so it's really up to you what we end up doing. You only got one day to vote for this so look out folks.))

"Ok gotta go before this escalates into a fight!"

"Boss, they're not even fighting--"

"SEE YA LATER!"

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"LOOKS LIKE WINDS ARE PICKING UP SO LET'S WRAP IT QUICK!"

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Broken Edition 🏆

ROUND V PART II

@PixieFeatherKw3 VS @Bed-buge

The Estrella

The Kinstugi

Voting ended onMay 25

[Propaganda under the cut]

"ONE IS NAMED AFTER A STAR, AND ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE A STAR! LIKE ALL STARS, THEY SHALL SHINE, NO MATTER WHAT, LIGHTING UP THE NIGHT IN THEIR CONSTELLATION OF WARMTH!

UNFORTUNATELY, THE APOTHEOSIS WILL ONLY CHOOSE ONE! AND WE ARE CLOSE TO THE END!"

[Propaganda by @remaking-machine ]

"TO @pixiefeatherkw3 , MAY YOUR SOMBER TEARS SOAR THROUGH THE NIGHT!"

[Propaganda by @respectablecapers ]

"AND TO @bed-buge, MAY YOU DEFY ALL EXPECTATIONS, ON YOURSELF OR US, AND RISE!"