#toxitron

[quinton-reviews]

Are there Transformers fans on this site?

Whenever I post my Blokees customs on X the everything app, no one cares :.../

[transingthoseformers]

“Attention Nemesis Crew. It has come to our attention that some of you have been trading military intelligence, weapons and hardware with humans for, for reasons that truly escape me, Pornography.”

“Normally this this offence would warrant imprisonment at the very least an execution. However, it has been pointed out to me that if I were to uphold that, I would be executing 90% of the crew, and 5% of High Command. Know that you all owe your lives to Vehicon Soldier…. What was your designation again?… Steve, who was brave enough to point this out to me.”

“Soundwave I expected better from you and Shockwave please know I have never been more confused in my life. For once, Starscream you have not disappointed me at all, thank you for not stooping to the level of everyone else on the ship. For once, you are not part of the problem. Blitzwing, Nemesis Prime and Thundercracker I don’t know why I had faith in you in the first place, all three of you are disgraces and are on washrack cleaning duty for the next 6 months. Yes, all of the washracks.”

“Know that as a consequence of this, not only am I reinstituting the mandatory location trackers, I am also reinstating the Buddy System for the fifth time, because apparently I can’t trust any of you to do solo missions. And since you all like humans so much, the Nemesis speakers will be blaring what they refer to as ‘clown music’ for the next six months - it feels fitting, does it not?”

“I understand that this conflict has dragged on for a very long time now, and it has worn down all of our sparks immensely, but this cannot be why we lose the war people!”

“That is all.”

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“Actually there is once more thing: Rumble, I know you’ve been selling narcotics out of Airvent 15 on deck three. Tarantulas, Knockout and Toxitron I know you three are the ones supplying him with the drugs in the first place. This is your final warning to cease operations… or at the very least give me a discount on the merchandise, because Primus knows I need a way to put up with all of your nonsense. Megatron out”

I AFIM BXSB KFJFJF THEY HAVE???

Waow

Lordddd

Steve is a tattletale

Soundwave and Shockwave intrigue me and frighten me just a little (what kind of porn could Shockwave be looking for that it requires trading classified cybertronian technology with humans🤔🤔🤔)

VERY funny to consider the situation with trackers and the buddy system, I need to know more about the previous incidents

Fucking hell he's airing out everyone's dirty laundry today isn't he??

[itsburnss]

CLONE TROUBLE ⁉️

[mrteethart]

ive been super busy as of late, and here is a good chunk of why! profile pictures ive made for me and my friends for Christmas these took me forever but 100% worth it for my friends :]

[thenamesblurrito]

MORE BLEP STICKERS COME GET SOME FROM MY SHOP

you can see batch one here! slowly but surely expanding my cast heehoo

[ask-a-bot]

Soundblaster: “heh, could visit Malto family briefly, limit exposure to Agent of Chaos… hm. Soundblaster: remembers Breakdown. Toxitron: former Stunticon, fought alongside Breakdown, and often spoke of him kindly, once citing that ‘Breakdown was… is… the o-nly member of the t-team… that didn’t treat me like Gar-bage for looking like Pri-i-me’.

[Soundblaster was playing a recording of Toxitron’s speech. Background noise indicates they were in medbay at the time, and Toxitron sounded hurt. Badly.]

Soundblaster: “Bugbite: would definitely agree to help you locate him. There is… a debt of gratitude. Bugbite, Toxitron and I: all from same cloning Facility on Archa-7. There is kinship. Truthfully, Bugbite: not the only one who wishes to express gratitude for Breakdown’s kindness. We did not receive much over the years…”

I like Breakdown, but Optimus gets jumpy 'n' mad whenever I go see him and Megatron's started taking his side, saying things like...

"Breakdown's the legal adult and you're an Autobot. If you change your mind later, it could be dangerous for him."

I mean... what's he trying to say? I'll lie and tell everyone Breakdown kidnapped me? I'm not even that much younger! I'm practically a grown-up!

They're both being stupid!

[fetenfetus]

I personally love the trope where a character who is usually a complete fool suddenly regains their sanity and becomes serious, only to lapse back into being a fool again

[transmetal-tk]

Age of Samurai Oxitron

Couldn't decide which faction symbol to use so I just used both