Match 2; Round 4
Joel Smallishbeans
Geminitay
REMEMBER THIS IS BASED ON CHARACTERS NOT CREATORS! We are not calling straight creators gay!
Smallishbeans
Number of submissions : 7 From : Hermitcraft, Life Series, Empires SMP, SOS SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Gay Reasons:
shipped with everyone and is obsessed with fellow (male) mcyt ethoslab
Obsessed with four different guys but denies it also has a thing for neck kisses
Talks about neck kisses and makes jokes abt how everyone is obsessed with him
Etho. Jimmy. Need I say more?
he is married to a woman but so intensely committed to the bit that he’ll put that aside
He has a “child” with Sausage in Empires, Etho exists, he has called Jimmy “babe” (this doesn’t really count but he’s open up episodes of Hermitcraft with something along the lines of “Hello idiots welcome back to ‘why are these these men obsessed with me SMP’” sooooo ya:D
He’s the definition of a chaotic bisexual. He is the epitome of ‘be gay do crime’.
He has a wife and despite this he still has men chasing him, he calls Jimmy ‘babe’, he’s obsessed with a Canadian man who he also called ‘babe’ after being complemented by said Canadian man while playing the Canadian man’s game (this is Etho if you haven’t caught on by now), and I swear to god everywhere he goes he manages to flirt with and attract even more men.
he's obsessed with etho
GeminiTay
Number of submissions : 4 From : Hermitcraft, The Life Series , Empires SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Lesbian Reasons :
WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH HER AND PEARL HONESTLY
1) The content creator herself is bisexual so she has to be in the running for this 2) In Hermitcraft S10 when Pearl was talking about wearing only a salmon head Gem said, “‘Naked with a salmon head! Can’t wait to see the fanart of that” 3) When Pearl kept failing to kill Gem in Wild Life Gem said that it was cute when she was pathetic and insisted upon it when Pearl denied it 4) There’s more examples like the doomed borderline break-up Gem and Pearl had in Secret Life and the bitter ex act Gem had in Wild Life but it’s 1:31AM and I am tired so goodnight 5) Oh yeah and Gem literally has the bisexual flag on her shoe