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c!Joel in the first episode somehow acting more awkward than normal and unlike the last few seasons his partner doesn't leave him once, despite his bad jokes and clumsiness and complete lack of social awareness Gem stays and talks back and she does not leave and has he ever experienced that before? Permanence? Company? A friendship not built on bribes or desperation but genuine kindness

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Round 3 Match 1

MythicalSausage

Geminitay

Voting ended onMar 1, 2025

REMEMBER THIS IS BASED ON CHARACTERS NOT CREATORS! We are not calling straight creators gay!

MythicalSausage

Number of submissions: 2 From: Empires SMP Headcanons: Gay Reasons:

literally the whole relationship between Sausage and Joel Smallishbeans during Empires season 2. i mean, there’s “sky daddy” and the fact that they legally had a son.

his username

GeminiTay

Number of submissions : 4 From : Hermitcraft, The Life Series , Empires SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Lesbian Reasons :

WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH HER AND PEARL HONESTLY

1) The content creator herself is bisexual so she has to be in the running for this 2) In Hermitcraft S10 when Pearl was talking about wearing only a salmon head Gem said, “‘Naked with a salmon head! Can’t wait to see the fanart of that” 3) When Pearl kept failing to kill Gem in Wild Life Gem said that it was cute when she was pathetic and insisted upon it when Pearl denied it 4) There’s more examples like the doomed borderline break-up Gem and Pearl had in Secret Life and the bitter ex act Gem had in Wild Life but it’s 1:31AM and I am tired so goodnight 5) Oh yeah and Gem literally has the bisexual flag on her shoe

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(hi buddies :D mods got busy thats why this is so late whoops lol : 🐾)

THE RESULTS OF 2025 MCYT GAYNESS SHOWDOWN!

In THIRD place we have GEMINITAY!

In SECOND, which is further than either mod thought he’d make, we have RENDOG

And finally, the WINNER of the MCYT Gayness Showdown is SMAJOR or DANGTHATSALONGNAME

Thank you to everyone who interacted with our posts! Its been lots of fun, thank you for voting!

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Round 4; Match 1

Smajor

Geminitay

Voting ended onMar 9, 2025

REMEMBER THIS IS BASED ON CHARACTERS NOT CREATORS! We are not calling straight creators gay! (though yes, both these creators are lgtbq. this disclaimer is just put on all posts :D)

Smajor

Number of submissions: 13 From: Life Series, Empires SMP 1 & 2, Rats SMP, Fantasy SMP, Pirates SMP, Witchcraft SMP, X Life , Origins SMP Headcanons: Gay, Demiboy Reasons:

he’s gay and he talks about it every seven seconds + he flirts with men and has an uncanny amount of ships

Content creator is openly gay, rainbow on shirt, the sheer amount of closet jokes in that hide and seek video, MCC PRIDE (need I say more)

They're gay irl and flower husbands ❤❤❤ (3rd life)

I mean he canonically he got married to solidaritygaming/Jimmy in Third life, you can’t tell me that’s not gay as fuck. They gave each other flowers and therefore are called flower husbands. They even lived in a damn cottagecore style place together and we all know cottagecore is pretty gay. Just an emphasis too that they are the only ever canonically married couple in all of life series. Also Scott smajor is gay irl lmao and loves to do quite a lot of gay jokes which adds a bit of gayness.

Jimmy Solidarity (lmao), OwengejuiceTV, Scott's entire brand is being gay lmao

I mean--- its Scott! His 'blue hair and pronouns' vibe, the rainbow stripe on his shirt, his MARRIAGE WITH JIMMY!!! (flower husbands!!!)

GeminiTay

Number of submissions : 4 From : Hermitcraft, The Life Series , Empires SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Lesbian Reasons :

WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH HER AND PEARL HONESTLY

1) The content creator herself is bisexual so she has to be in the running for this 2) In Hermitcraft S10 when Pearl was talking about wearing only a salmon head Gem said, “‘Naked with a salmon head! Can’t wait to see the fanart of that” 3) When Pearl kept failing to kill Gem in Wild Life Gem said that it was cute when she was pathetic and insisted upon it when Pearl denied it 4) There’s more examples like the doomed borderline break-up Gem and Pearl had in Secret Life and the bitter ex act Gem had in Wild Life but it’s 1:31AM and I am tired so goodnight 5) Oh yeah and Gem literally has the bisexual flag on her shoe

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Match 2; Round 4

Joel Smallishbeans

Geminitay

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2025

REMEMBER THIS IS BASED ON CHARACTERS NOT CREATORS! We are not calling straight creators gay!

Smallishbeans

Number of submissions : 7 From : Hermitcraft, Life Series, Empires SMP, SOS SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Gay Reasons:

shipped with everyone and is obsessed with fellow (male) mcyt ethoslab

Obsessed with four different guys but denies it also has a thing for neck kisses

Talks about neck kisses and makes jokes abt how everyone is obsessed with him

Etho. Jimmy. Need I say more?

he is married to a woman but so intensely committed to the bit that he’ll put that aside

He has a “child” with Sausage in Empires, Etho exists, he has called Jimmy “babe” (this doesn’t really count but he’s open up episodes of Hermitcraft with something along the lines of “Hello idiots welcome back to ‘why are these these men obsessed with me SMP’” sooooo ya:D

He’s the definition of a chaotic bisexual. He is the epitome of ‘be gay do crime’.

He has a wife and despite this he still has men chasing him, he calls Jimmy ‘babe’, he’s obsessed with a Canadian man who he also called ‘babe’ after being complemented by said Canadian man while playing the Canadian man’s game (this is Etho if you haven’t caught on by now), and I swear to god everywhere he goes he manages to flirt with and attract even more men.

he's obsessed with etho

GeminiTay

Number of submissions : 4 From : Hermitcraft, The Life Series , Empires SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Lesbian Reasons :

WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH HER AND PEARL HONESTLY

1) The content creator herself is bisexual so she has to be in the running for this 2) In Hermitcraft S10 when Pearl was talking about wearing only a salmon head Gem said, “‘Naked with a salmon head! Can’t wait to see the fanart of that” 3) When Pearl kept failing to kill Gem in Wild Life Gem said that it was cute when she was pathetic and insisted upon it when Pearl denied it 4) There’s more examples like the doomed borderline break-up Gem and Pearl had in Secret Life and the bitter ex act Gem had in Wild Life but it’s 1:31AM and I am tired so goodnight 5) Oh yeah and Gem literally has the bisexual flag on her shoe