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Joel with his drivers license rocking up to 6 traumatised winners and Cleo after telling the Watchers he could escort himself

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Match 2; Round 4

Joel Smallishbeans

Geminitay

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2025

REMEMBER THIS IS BASED ON CHARACTERS NOT CREATORS! We are not calling straight creators gay!

Smallishbeans

Number of submissions : 7 From : Hermitcraft, Life Series, Empires SMP, SOS SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Gay Reasons:

shipped with everyone and is obsessed with fellow (male) mcyt ethoslab

Obsessed with four different guys but denies it also has a thing for neck kisses

Talks about neck kisses and makes jokes abt how everyone is obsessed with him

Etho. Jimmy. Need I say more?

he is married to a woman but so intensely committed to the bit that he’ll put that aside

He has a “child” with Sausage in Empires, Etho exists, he has called Jimmy “babe” (this doesn’t really count but he’s open up episodes of Hermitcraft with something along the lines of “Hello idiots welcome back to ‘why are these these men obsessed with me SMP’” sooooo ya:D

He’s the definition of a chaotic bisexual. He is the epitome of ‘be gay do crime’.

He has a wife and despite this he still has men chasing him, he calls Jimmy ‘babe’, he’s obsessed with a Canadian man who he also called ‘babe’ after being complemented by said Canadian man while playing the Canadian man’s game (this is Etho if you haven’t caught on by now), and I swear to god everywhere he goes he manages to flirt with and attract even more men.

he's obsessed with etho

GeminiTay

Number of submissions : 4 From : Hermitcraft, The Life Series , Empires SMP Headcanons : Bisexual, Lesbian Reasons :

WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH HER AND PEARL HONESTLY

1) The content creator herself is bisexual so she has to be in the running for this 2) In Hermitcraft S10 when Pearl was talking about wearing only a salmon head Gem said, “‘Naked with a salmon head! Can’t wait to see the fanart of that” 3) When Pearl kept failing to kill Gem in Wild Life Gem said that it was cute when she was pathetic and insisted upon it when Pearl denied it 4) There’s more examples like the doomed borderline break-up Gem and Pearl had in Secret Life and the bitter ex act Gem had in Wild Life but it’s 1:31AM and I am tired so goodnight 5) Oh yeah and Gem literally has the bisexual flag on her shoe

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For the challenge thingy I challenge you to do… Fool color pallet 7A Joel If you can

I couldn't quite figure out how to do his shirt with the colors so I did use some white, but other than that this color palette was really fun and nice to work with! thanks for the request ^^

(link to the art/ask game)

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you ever think about how in LastLife and DoubleLife Joel could be seen as a replacement for his main allies previous main allies?

for Scar he's a small, chaotic creecher of a man with a straightforward attitude who is also EXTREMELY giggly, like Grian

and for Etho he's a small, chaotic, angry green man like Bdubs

you ever think about how that would affect him cause like. Joel is really observant. he'd notice that. you ever think about that.

it's 12am when im sending this by the way. thought that might be important to note.

Why would you send this to me.

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c!Joel in the first episode somehow acting more awkward than normal and unlike the last few seasons his partner doesn't leave him once, despite his bad jokes and clumsiness and complete lack of social awareness Gem stays and talks back and she does not leave and has he ever experienced that before? Permanence? Company? A friendship not built on bribes or desperation but genuine kindness