Transfem Luffy is making me lose my mind right now so here are some of my thoughts on it.
Luffy, who is entirely like canon Luffy up until time-skip, who comes back to Sabaody with shoulder blade length hair that’s tied into pigtails. She has her shirt unbuttoned just like canon but she’s wearing a denim skirt that’s shorter than her usual shorts.
The crew doesn’t really know what to say about it, and when one of them eventually asks, Luffy just smiles at them and goes “I decided I wanted to be a girl!” And nothing else. The crew is obviously all very supportive, but all have very different reactions nonetheless.
Zoro is just sitting there staring at her, trying to make sense of the change while also realizing that he still finds her attractive. Not that he really minds, sure, he’d only had interest in guys up until that point but it was Luffy, and nothing Luffy did followed any rules. Eventually he just smirks and moves on, he treats Luffy the exact same way he did pre-timeskip.
Nami, the Thousand Sunny’s resident lesbian, is sitting there in complete shock at the new information. She had expected lots of changes in Luffy’s character upon reunion, but this was certainly not one of them. The image of Nami dealing with nosebleeds when interacting with Luffy just like Sanji does is hilarious to me. She still treats her captain much like she did before (because Luffy being a boy wasn’t her problem, it was that she was a dumbass), but it’s obvious that something has shifted.
Usopp is one of the ones that takes to the change like a fish to water. He spends a minute or two gawking at her and then they go back to their scheduled dumbassery. Usopp does make little accessories for her later on though, usually little beetle clips or other kinds of jewelry that she loves to collect.
Sanji, on the other hand… he starts tweaking at this change. Spends ATLEAST an hour crying on the deck of the Sunny thinking of all the times he’s hit or kicked her, everytime he stops crying he’ll look up and see her again and the waterworks will start back up. After he gets over that he treats her the exact way he treats the other girls, Luffy is perfectly content with this since Sanji will actually make food whenever she asks. Sanji plus the fact that Luffy refuses to button up her shirt is a very bad combo. Thanks to whatever hormones Boa (or someone else, who knows…) found, Luffy developed atleast a little in the chest area, chopper is seriously worried that Sanji’s going to drop dead one of these days as a result.
Chopper takes it about the same way as Usopp does, the only difference is that he pulls Luffy to the side ands asks a few questions for his medical charts. The second he’s done with that, the three of them are back to chasing eachother around the deck and getting in everyone else’s way.
Robin doesn’t even blink at the reveal, and some of the straw hats could swear that she had a knowing expression on her face when Luffy told them (they would be correct, Robin had definetly sensed something pre-timeskip, but it wasn’t her place to say anything.) only notable change in her behavior towards Luffy is the pronoun change, and the fact that she occasionally gives her old clothes that she doesn’t wear anymore.
Franky also doesn’t care once the shock wears off. Simply goes about calling Luffy ‘sis’ instead of his usual ‘bro’
Brook, who congratulates her and tells her she looks lovely, and gets one syllable into his usual panties question only to get attacked from both sides by Nami and Sanji. Same relationship with Luffy as canon.
Jinbe, who didn’t know Luffy for long before timeskip, simply congratulates her while also trying to get used to the fact that the nine crackheads infront of him are his future crew.
I also love the idea of people outside of the Straw Hats finding out through the newspaper or her updated bounty poster.
Dragon, who’s always the first one to get his hands on newspapers due to both the RA and his need to keep up with his son, being dumbfounded at Luffy’s updated bounty poster. It lasts for a minute before her poster gets hung up right next to every other newspaper she’s ever been in that he personally cut out and hung up on his wall.
Sabo, who also keeps an eye out for mentions of Luffy in the newspaper, sees her new bounty poster and immediately bursting into tears and tells every person he sees about it. He’s spends atleast the next week bragging to anyone he can (including the enemies that have the misfortune of fighting him) about how awesome his little sister is.
Shanks gets the bounty poster a few days after its publications and has a reaction very similar to Sabo. The red hair pirates throw a whole feast for both Luffy’s return and her transition. Beckman is forced to listen to Shanks’ drunken ramblings about how proud he is of his daughter(s, because he will always think of Uta when talking about Luffy, his two daughters that he loves more than anything.)
This is the first post I’ve made about Tfem Luffy, but it is (hopefully) far from the last. I love her so much and she’s taking up so much of my brain right now.
Luffy coming back from the time skip as a girl and the crew is losing their shit cause Luffy was always pretty but Luffy as a girl is just a different kind of pretty and most of them are attracted to girls more than guys so they're all just fawning over her
I'd say Sanji and Nami are having a similar reaction, Nami with a nosebleed is funny to me and I imagine she's doing her best to hide the fact she has one and she's irritated at herself for her lack of self control
Usopp is stuttering and openly staring at her, unable to form a proper sentence and he's just stunned
Zoro is having a crisis because he was so sure he was gay but he's attracted to Luffy regardless and he's just confused, he doesn't dwell on it too long though and accepts he's only attracted to guys and Luffy (Zoro is just attracted to Luffy regardless of anything I don't make the rules that's just how it is)
I imagine Luffy to have her hair down and it ends just past her shoulders, she has a red criss cross bikini top and her usual shorts but you can see red bikini bottoms poking out if that makes sense?
I also want her to have a belly button piercing, I have no reason for it I just want it on her
zolu, luffy pussy, creampies, all that's good in the world. porn with little plot. tbh idfk how many words this is but I hope yall enjoy :3
MDNI PLEASE, you will be blocked.
Aqueducts of sweat formed, leading down a ledge of bronze-tan flesh and golden hairs, the crisp summer air wasn't enough to cool down the heatwave that roared as summer's end neared. One lucky droppled fell from his hair and onto his back, bumping over tiny scars and spinal bones, teasingly dipping into the squeezing waistband of cherry red bikini bottoms. Cooling goosebumps on warm, hidden skin made him jolt, making a disgruntled sound while pulling on the stretchy strap of his bikini top; tiny triangles held for dear life on the meat of his chest. Wet from the labor of tugging on clothes in the steam of the bathroom, the impatient boy shoved a strapy top over his disheveled bed head while, also, reaching for the handle of the door, swooping it open with a gust of much, much cooler wind that swiftly colored his cheeks redder. In a whoosh of color, he passed through the threshold back to his bedroom for a pair of shorts.
The phone rings annoyingly on the foot of the bed, on top of a pile of stuff and things. he has forgotten their purpose but it will come back to him at some point and he may even manage to clean the room and put stuff in the drawers and things on the shelves. He picks the source of the sound and swipes the call to pick up.
"Jinbeee!!!" He holds up the phone to his ear and presses it up with his shoulder, keeping it there only while he's collecting his rings from the bedside and slotting them onto his long fingers. "You sound like you're going fast, Jinbe!" He shouts over the noise on the other side of the phone call. the boy sighs, already too overestimulated by the heat of the phone against his ear, deciding to put it on speaker instead.
"—ING DOWN THE STAIRS SOON. WE SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE BY 5, NOT 6, LUFFY." The grave voice boomed through the phone's speakers, and Luffy let out a huff, blowing air through the raven bangs over his eyebrows.
"okay! okay! my bad, fine! I'm all ready, I'm just gonna put my shoes on and I'm going down!"
Quickly, the afternoon would turn evening and Nami would definitely have something to say about their tardiness for her end of the summer party. Nami wanted to gather everyone in the group whenever she could as it slowly became harder to get everyone together for longer than a few days. Robin had started her masters degree in archeological practice in the same university as Franky begun his PhD in aerospace engineering; Sanji had just been accepted into a chocolate arts course in Switzerland; Chopper was in pre-med, frying his brain on shrooms in the united kingdom; Usopp, Zoro and Brook now lived together, which was why they usually met up at their apartment. Going to Nami's house was for the big get togethers, which was the case right now. A lot of catching up was due.
With a backpack littered in patches and stickers hung over his shoulder and another, smaller bag across his torso, Luffy stood by the trunk of Jinbe's black corcel '86 as the older man unloaded the truck under the shade of a centennial tangerine tree on Nami's driveway. Fanning himself, luffy pulled a keg out of the trunk and onto the floor, hearing the door behind them. The booming music burst loudly through the door despite already being clear enough with it closed.
"Luffy! JINBE!" shouted an agitated voice, sweet like tangerines. She smelled of them, too, and coconut cocktails. "You little fucks. we've been WAITING. luffy, I thought you said you'd come early. I didn't think it would be early for the end!" Her redden arm wrapped around luffys head as he drowned in her plushy chest, and she used the other to graze her knuckles against his scalp, making him grumble like a dramatic puppy. Nami then pushed luffy off unceremoniously, stretching her arms immediately for jinbe, a bright smile on her sun-kissed, freckled face.
"AH, jinbe! you're excused because you told me you had that thing for class." Her arms waved him off and his toothy smile only widened. Jinbe was a college professor, teaching oceanography after ending his research. "plus, I already called for the help. the other boys were too drunk giggling in the pool, but Zoro can unload the trunk, jinbei, dont worry!" she held his arms and freed the cooler from his grip, tugging at both his hands as she lead the way to the back door that lead straight to the spaceous backyard;
Luffy was already nowhere to be seen, but definitely somewhere in the kitchen, three fingers deep in the nearest dip sanji had carefully prepared for Later. Its almost impressive, he's never full enough to stop eating. Not when his belly is round and the buttons on his shorts pop open. Not when his eyes barely focus anymore. Not when his drool has pooled and oozed down his chin, skin glistening in sweat. He simply loved eating to the point of exhaustion, like gluttony had never been a sin and his flesh could stretch to accommodate his abnormous hunger. It took part in his personality, hungry for new things, hungry for life and hungry all the damn time, it would turn into all he could think.
That is probably why he could be found licking sour cream off his fingers haphazardly over the counter top, gripping another taquito and dipping it 2 knuckles in the sour cream again... And repeating the process a few times with other little finger foods found scattered around on the counter. In Luffy's defense, sanji had perfectly placed them there, all succulent and smelling good, he must've known luffy wouldn't resist. Which he didn't. just another one wouldn't be too bad, it's okay. probably.
"The cook's gonna be pissed when he finds out you ate his 'sunset' fancy grub." The resonant, kind voice spoke in a monotone, a yawn following it as market bags were dropped on the floor behind Luffy. The boy froze for a heartbeat, relaxing as soon as the panic had set in.
It wasn't sanji.
phew !
Luffy's next words came out in pieces of a sentence muffled by carne asada and sour cream, crumbs and blobs cascading to the floor with each chaotic mumbling. His eyes were a bit wild as he stared a zoro, moving his hands around as he realized his words made no sense; but there was splot of guac ove luffys upper lip that had made it all worse for him. The tall, green haired punk stood there for a moment before a wholehearted, belly laugh bubbled from his mouth.
"disgusting. finish chewing, idiot." Zoro shoved luffy's head away and the boy half-heartedly whined, doing as told anyway. "Just fucking big and greedy, huh? didn't even say hi first." Zoro wiped his eyes from the sleepy tears after fully recovering from his hangover-nap. contrary to the rest of them, Zoro had been at Nami's for the past week. Paying up a debt from a bet he had with her.
go figure...
"you scared the fuck out of me, zoro! goddamn! i thought it was sanji-" Luffy's comically loud GULP could almost be heard through the house. He was ready to keep bickering with zoro but he noticed his fingers still had sour cream on them, getting distracted and licking them off leisurely this time. Flavor was all that occupied his head and, for a second, the hunger flashed in his eyes as they flickered back to zoro in a flick of an instant. Meanwhile, Zoro, who had kept his form leaned against the doorframe until now, pushed off it and stepped forward, his pierced brow slowly arching at the sight.
"You look stupid right now, clean yourself, captain." With his bare feet on the cold tiles, zoro circled Luffy to take a napkin from a fancy pile on the other side of the boy's mess. Luffy only paused to watch Zoro move, lazily, non chalantly, but entirely precise. He watched, giggling as zoro stepped into his personal space to wipe his lips.
"Your fingers too." zoro murmured, close enough to almost taste the meat in luffy's mouth but not close enough for their bodies to touch.
It was visible in that mischief grin that graced luffy's mouth that he had grown bolder at the orders.
"You clean them!" Luffy pushed away the napkin and made way to push his fingers against zoro's lips, making a mess out of that too; which made his best friend roll his eyes and shove off to wipe his own mouth with the napkin. "Now zoro looks stupid, too!" The boy's booming belly laugh filled the kitchen and zoro threw the used napkin away somewhere.
Unfortunately, he didn't like sour cream.
Zoro could say it could be chaotic being so close with someone as raw as luffy, someone whom he had no idea what to expect from, but he would never regret it. He was adrenaline for the junkie. There was never a dull moment as there was never a moment where he doubted Luffy's character. They had been friends since kindergarten, as well as Nami, and it was fair to say they were acquainted with each other's antics. Luffy had been Luffy from the start. From the moment that the little straw hat wearing boy had first given Zoro a piece of his own sandwich after seeing the older kids stomp on zoro's lunch. He stayed true to his whimsy in moments of cynism, and that's what zoro loved the most in his captain.
captain and first mate, two boys swore at the crows nest of their pirate ship/tree house, a game they had never forgotten.
"You are a pain in my ass." Zoro mused with a glowy hint of a smile on his lips, making Luffy laugh again before turning back around to wash his hands, pumping way more soap than necessary, slowly creating a massive colony of bubbles around his hands.
"you like pain on your ass, though, zolo." Luffy stated factually, rolling his shoulders as well as his eyes, oblivious to the soft sound of zoro's breath creeping closer.
Luffy couldn't know, he would never know what went through zoro's mind when his childhood friend bent over the sink like that. In little time, his thoughts got vivid and tugged at something under his diaphragm, pulling images out from his memories that mixed too well with reality. Luffy's unawareness made him grin, his heart beating for the jolt of surprise when his hands came in contact with the fat of Luffy's flesh that spilled from his low-rising cargo jorts, prettily framed by the high wings of his bikini bottom. Both hands collecting his hips like they had been made to fit together, thumbs lodging themselves on his back dimples like muscle memory, which earned him a pretty whimper.
"tap's running." zoro's monotone returned, body bending to accommodate luffy's frame under him as he leaned with his chin against luffy's shoulder blade. Shameless about the inconspicuous hard-on that had found a perfect valley to rest in between his ass cheeks.
"turn it off, then." Zoro reveled in Luffy's sparky come backs, humoring him when snaking his arm around him to reach for the tap, turning it off with a squeaky sound, letting their breaths be the only noise in the kitchen for a brief moment before it was broken by luffy again.
"good boy, zoro." was quite enough to send the signal from his brain to his cock, throwing that taut act out the window.
Zoro's hands caught the counter quickly before he rolled his crotch against luffy's ass, the tight friction of Luffy's rough shorts were a contrast to Zoro's loose swim shorts, still a little humid from his last swim. The silence became heavy with their hot puffs of breath as luffy preened at him, pushing back impatiently as red bloomed from under the boys' skins, turning both of them warm.
"mmmm Zoro, im hungry." Luffy mewled, his elbows on the counter, fingers holding the edge of the sink as his head hung, slowly turning to look at zoro over his shoulder. Under beautifully long eye lashes, zoro saw it in his eyes, the hunger. Like he was a skewer of meat or a comically large, spiky-green donut.
It would start like this, always, tamed, subsided. but it would end violent. Luffy would start hungry for his flesh but end up in a fucked up pipeline of yearning for his soul.
Intense could only begin to describe it.
Luffy was intense.
"fuck, do you feel it.." His first mate asked, thumb sticking to his dimple again like sticking it into a wound, grunting in a frustrated attempt of pushing the hem of his shorts lower. "how hungry you make me feel, luffy?"
The captain's mewls were encouragment to move his hand to the front of his shorts instead. With just one hand pushed between luffy's lower tummy and the counter, Zoro grazed his teeth onto the boy's sun-abused skin. The satisfactory sound of the buttons popping open were followed by a heavy thud on the floor. for a brief moment, zoros cock wasn't against luffy but it was too brief to even count as a moment. His rear was now almost entirely exposed, save for a cherry red triangle that fought to stay in place as zoro pushed himself back and forth against luffy.
"ye-yeah.. I can feel it now.." The captain murmured, almost beaming so bright it would blind zoro. His giggles filled the room as his first mate bumped his feet apart, bending him further over the sink to let his patient hand finally sneak between Luffy's plushy thighs.
"this piece of thing is so stupidly small, luffy, you sure they're gonna stay strong?" zoro rolled his hips instead of his eyes, catching more moans that luffy threw mindlessly in the air like he was blowing steam out of his mouth.
"I don't know.. yet." Luffy regarded Zoro with pure, unbridled need, voice a few tones lower, rasp with gluttony. Zoro's hand kept busy despite their banter, caressing luffy's mound with the rough pad of his fingers; calloused fingers of a drummer with the expertise of a bass player, Zoro could play possibly any instrument if he wanted to. He dragged the middle finger on the softly marked camel toe on luffy's bikini bottom; his other hand responding to the discovery with a harsh squeeze to Luffy's hip, swiftly maneuvering them to hump back against him.
"oh.. did you jump in the pool already?" The words that were groaned close to his ear, weakening his knees, made luffys face turn strawberry red, griping on the edge of the sink to bump back, hard, against zoro. Which, ultimately, only made him laugh. "Oh, so it is just for me."
he didn't question it this time. Not when luffy's response was to turn his head around to catch Zoro's lips in a turbulent kiss.
Urgency ran through Zoro's veins as his heart pumped red hot blood to all the good places. His brain must've srunk more than usual in doing so, because whatever was there left of his good judgment, was kicked out of the way of his unfathomable hunger.
Luffy was contagious and so deliciously indulgent.
Zoro's urgency was Luffy's impatience, licking through teeth and tongue alike, he ravished Zoro's mouth with the gusto of eating Sanji's food. or one of Nami's tangerines. or sipped Robin's tea..
Gods, he loved them all.
Zoro pulled Luffy out of his hunger induced daze when pulling swiftly his bikini to the side, breaking their intense kiss. unceremoniously, he spread his pussy with two fingers, making the raven haired boy shiver when his intruding finger scratched that itch that had been eating him alive. Bucking his hips back like a dog in heat, luffy used his hand to grab Zoro's arm, begging with his eyes.
"zoro, stop wasting time! come on!" It was almost whining, almost too pathetic to consider but Zoro would never say no to his captain.
The still-drying, green mohawk softly grazed the back of Luffy's neck as Zoro kissed between his shoulder blades, moving down his spine and disconnecting their hips to pull down just enough of his shorts to free himself. He was painfully hard, most of which was thanks to luffys incessant whining and moaning.
He was sure his moans alone could drive him to the edge of nothingness. if luffy really wanted to torture him, he could.
Painfully hard and warm to the touch, Zoro shut his eyes to focus. Luffy could feel the heat as it crept up behind him, ghosting over his plushy lips that dripped with slick. He was so aroused that he could feel zoro smiling against the scarred skin of his back.
All this for him.
Just for him to push right on home. Drooling with hunger. Begging with his hips, Luffy spread his legs even more, angling his ass up like a pretty sculpture.
Zoro enveloped the fat of his ass cheeks with one hand as the other held his waist, pulling luffy with the ease of a well oiled machine, shoving himself inside him with the perfect amount of restraint, the angle perfect for his abuse. More and more handprints and soft red, crescent moon shapes adorned Luffy's backside as he bounced against zoro with a chaotic rhythm, going faster whenever he fucked a good spot within himself. Zoro's hips barely doing any work as luffy hungrily took and took and took.
Tip toes turning white against the flip-flops, his hands on the counter and his head tossed forward, hair falling forward as he lost the strength to pound himself back, succumbing to the shaking of his thighs. Their unspoken bond did the work of telling zoro he was getting tired, making the moss head boy shove them forward a bit, abruptly stopping Luffy's attempts, viciously hitting a new spot deeper within his cunt.
"You're so good, captain, so tight for me. love it when you squeeze yourself around my cock.." zoro paused with a long caress along Luffy's toned upper arm. "mmmm, think you can do it again, pretty boy?" His words dripped with that infectious hunger, rough and dark around the edges, licking at Luffy's ears. It made the boy quake and nod, absent from his own mind in that moment.
That was all the confirmation he needed to squeeze his arm around Luffy's waist and hoist him up so that he was leaning on his elbows, toes floating above the ground and dick buried so deep inside him it felt like molten lava filled his lower belly. Around where zoro was comfortably lodged. And, Gods, luffy wrapped around him like a deadly snake, suffocating him slowly. a delicious way to die, impaling luffy just like this.
But, of course, he couldn't keep savoring anything when urgency, once again, knocked the air out of his lungs.
Zoro leaned over the counter and ground his feet, easily bouncing luffy against him like a rag doll, hitting him deep enough to make him forget the other people in the house and nearly scream.
His pace was too much and it rendered luffy into shaking limbs and a loose mouth, battered into like fresh meat, succulent and tender.
His pussy squelched and reddened, his happy trail a mess of slick and pre-cum and his clit puffy.
Luffy was a baroque painting of sin, carnal and breathtaking. Shining from every corner of his vibrant darkened skin, the sun hitting him from the window in an angle that made him look godly. if Zoro ever believed in a God, it would be luffy.
Hypnotized, Zoro found a pattern of pounding and long, dragged out thrusts, looking to get all the possible reactions out of his captain. closer and closer to his climax. and to a nose bleed. Luffy bounced so pretty, even when his feet touched the ground again so zoro could use both hands to rub, grope and grab every bit of skin left untouched until now, never stopping his hips from curling luffy up against his chest as he squeezed him between himself and the counter.
With one hand he shoved luffy's knee up, the other roughly tore his boob from the bikini top, swiftly moving to the other so he could freely pinch whichever he wanted. Oh and, Gods, had he hit a new angle and sent stars behind both their eyelids, butterflies battling lava inside their stomachs. An omen of their impending undoing.
"fuck. fuck! yes, right there, zolo, right there!" Luffy begged through a haze until zoro's hand found his clit, fingers teasing him like he had with his nipples, pinching and rubbing and playing with it to his heart's delight. And his heart was usually delighted to hear the prettiest moans and noises he would ever hear.
"You wanna cum, pretty boy? hm" zoro asked gently, like he wasn't abusing Luffy's hole in a piledriver waltz. "well, I wanna cum too. I wanna fill you up with it and watch your pussy drool with my jizz." The filth tickled Luffy's tummy and he shivered like a bamboo in the wind, back arching obscenely while his knees buckled. His cunt tightened around zoro, making him doubt he would ever leave luffy without having left his print inside him.
And that flicker of a moment was enough to drive luffy to his climax. A bone rattling orgasm that made him go limp, warming Zoro's cock with his cum; which started leaking as he pulled his hips back slowly, only to pound back into luffy's cunt, chasing his own orgasm like an animal. He grunted and moaned, the sounds audible for more than just luffy as Brook passed by the back window and had a moment of reflection.
— Zoro's ass is chisled as fuck— was definitely one of the thoughts before he had to walk away with a boner.*
Zoro desperately grabbed Luffy by his love handles and impaled him once, twice, three more time before exploding in a hot mess. Luffy's insides were painted white and he accepted the gift with red cheeks and a dizzy smile, feeling zoro blow a heavy load that quickly overflowed his poor cunt.
And just as zoro had said, Luffy drooled beautifully between his reddened thighs, blushing all over and hanging onto Zoro's arms so he wouldn't buckle and fall to the ground. A ground now soiled like luffy's pretty, cherry red bikini. Irresistible like a sugar glazed donut, Luffy's puffy lips looked delicious for Zoro's tiger eyes.
His lips closed in a mindless haze until he fell to his knees to personally help his captain clean up. Licking up his creampie masterpiece, zoro dove between Luffys ass cheeks to eat up all the slick, probing at his clit just for the shits and giggles. definitely only pushing 2 of his fingers into luffy again, without a warning or a hint, just to push his own cum back inside him.
Luffy's mouth was full of blasphemities but Zoro's was full of his pussy, eating him out like it was his last meal, hungry all over again.
Yet, soon enough, their encounter would be too obvious to try and hide. his hunger would have to wait if they wanted to at least remain inconspicuous.
"Come on." Zoro suddenly stopped the second course of the meal with a defeated sigh. Licking his lips and wiping his hooked nose, Zoro hummed at the aftertaste in his mouth. it was all luffy and Him, all his senses were overflowed. "put that stupid thing back on, dont want it to leak down your legs." He got up from his knees, adjusting Luffy's bikini back in place with a kiss to his ass, pulling the stretchy wings of it over his hips before tugging his jorts back up his limp legs. Like a good first mate.
"nooooooo.. don't wanna." luffy murmured, stretching his arms across the counter in a tantrum, wiggling his butt as zoro's fingers easily hooked around his belt loops and spun him around to button his fly back up.
"You don't miss everyone else? I mean I coooould just keep yo-" Zoro's trap worked when Luffy suddenly beamed with sunshine and excitement again, grabbing zoro by the straps of his open button down, giving him a big, sweet and toothy kiss. Zoro smacked his ass as luffy dashed to the exit in video game speeds.
Leaving a limp dick zoro to clean up isle 7 quickly before going to join everyone else like nothing happened, stomach still growling.
* something brook has 206 of cause he's a SKELETON YOHOHOH- I'm so sorry...
THANKS FOR READING :3 I'm a bit rusty but I'm motivating myself to write more one shots within this au, for me, the strawhat polycule is REAL and I just wanna see luffy and sanji being passed around like a blunt. if you'd like to keep up w this for some reason, I'm more active on Twitter, its the same @ as here!!! (I tried putting the link but some shit is going on and fucking up my post)
