Ok so I'm having violent thoughts about being the gen1 Decepticons favorite human.
Like imagine you work as a power plant worker and hate your job so here are these big robots who want to steal stuff from your job. Let's fucking go!
None of them are sure how it happened but you became somewhat of a pet? In a semi healthy way? Hanging around the ship because you have nothing else in your life except these aliens.
Imagine Soundwave creating a type of transformation system so you can safely get to the ship. And you bring in plants and stuff to decorate the ship so its not so lifeless. Making the main area a mini garden (headcannon Soundwave would take care of them with you)
Shockwave gets so lonely and has been for 4 million years so when the Decepticons are out fighting the autobots and you're at the ship you guys just chat. Shockwave is very curious about life on earth and you're very curious about cybertron so you lowkey become besties.
Youd have to sit on one of the Decepticons shoulders at all time since you're so tiny you've learned it's safer on one of their shoulders. You just get to sit up there, and while you don't quite csre/understand what any of the meetings are about you still hang out during them.
Rumble and Frenzy are your same size so you guys immediately become besties. You basically get added to Soundwaves children because of your relationship with the twins. The pranks yall pull on Starscream are epic.
Just this thought has been swirling around fir a long time. Like YIPPIE