#transformers jokes

[ty-stone]

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[dailymediocrejokes]

What do you call a number that transforms? A prime number!

[karlyanalora]

My mother, in mocking my fandom, helped me create this beauty:

What do you call a Transformer’s life story?

An Autobot-ography!

[hopepotamus]

The Hardest Part of having to work eight hours a day, all day erryday: not being able to go to the Coldplay concert that is just 10 miles away.

Okay, that's not The HARDEST Part of working 8 hours a day.  BUT STILL I CAN HEAR THEM PLAYING MY SONGS JUST LIKE CHRIS MARTIN HEARD JERUSALEM BELLS WERE RINGING AND ROMAN CALVARY CHOIRS WERE SINGING  That's probably just my imagination.  sound is fast travels at a High Speed but I don't think the Speed of Sound is THAT fast If I were crying (I'M NOT CRYING I HAVE SOMETHING IN BOTH MY EYES) Every Teardrop is a Waterfall 

I'll see them someday What If I could send A Message to the band right now?  It'd probably be "See You Soon"  Everything's Not Lost though  they'll tour again, (IN CITIES LIKE CHICAGO) and when (NOT IF) they do, IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS LIKE PARADISE, YOU MIGHT SAY until then, i'll just chill with Death (and All His Friends)  maybe watch a few episodes of Lost! and watch my Clocks until that day comes  the day I move to NU maaaannnnnnn and if I could Talk to CM or the rest of the band  I'd ask about the titles as lyrics thing see if I was right or if I'm back at Square One on that theory If only I could see that Yellow G-shock watch in real life  not just on PBS specials of Austin City Limits haha The Major Minus about the situation though  is that there were so many CHANCES to get tickets but those all just went Up in Flames and I didn't want to make Trouble by pushing the issue oh well  I can't really blame it on The Fault in Our Stars (wait no that's a John Green book not a Coldplay song) Like they say "Don't Let It Break Your Heart"  and it won't  I'll just go lie down  and get Swallowed in the Sea of misery that is every sad, FEELY, Coldplay and/or Adele song that Hurts Like Heaven haha alright I'm done. In case you did not, in fact, see what I did thur, the capitalized words are titles of some of my favorite Coldplay songs.  IN OTHER NEWS: 1. I'm almost done with Special Topics in Calamity Physics, by Marisha Pessl This 514 page behemoth of a book is, in short, AWESOME the ending is just BLASTING my mind.   MULTIPLE TIMES 2. I was listening to "Tired of Being Sorry" at work, covered by Ringside (oops, edit: written by ringside, covered by Iglesias) (shown to me by VK) and was struck with inspiration for a project of a musical sort. I may not be able to build Thor's Hammer (YET.), but I can certainly start on this. I hope it'll come out like I'm imagining it.  3. Jokes I thought up at work:

What do you call excessive and uncessary contact in basketball by someone who smells bad?  A fragrant foul.   

What is it called when one Transformer is mad at another Transformer? Rage Against the Machine

What would you call a children's book about Optimus Prime going to Tuscany for vacation?  Florence and the Machine

I didn't say they were good jokes.   

[patchkin]

Today...

I had Titanium-starfish over today and we made Energon cake!

I'll upload pictures tomorrow but basically we added pink colouring to everything, lol.

Also, my dad randomly bought a Kinect. :I Oh, ok. It's surprisingly fun though! Not just because I'm pro at it. Noooo... and omg, you can use the microphone to tell it to do stuff!

XBOX! KINECT! OPEN TRAY! and then it does it. :0

Except it didn't do anything when I shouted XBOX! TRANSFORM! :C