Mediocre Jokes At Ok Prices

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[whiskysteaks]

Nanna nanna…

[sushinfood]

god dammit

[cerusee]

Stop

[sevi007]

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

[notallmensheviks]

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

[telltaletypist]

nice

[marcholasmoth]

nice

[cxptainviktor-deactivated202305]

nice

[sleepyflameygoblin]

nice

[silkwingfood]

nice

[sad-boy-hank]

nice

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

nice

[bluefire262]

nice

[g0d-f34rz-m3]

nice

[vroomtaka]

nice

[kllaha-deactivated20210608]

nice

[d0n7-f0rg37-7h3-5un]

nice

[sfaghetti]

nice

[beemojis]

nice

[mioxenoblade]

nice

[doubleca5t]

nice

[baka-dot-exe]

nice

[dailymediocrejokes]

Hey can a ninja throw a star?

SHUR-HE-CAN

[icecreammantalks]

somebody play dungeons and dragons with me

[dailymediocrejokes]

Dm: adventurer u have finished your last quest and are walking along the road, you notice it is getting darker out then it starts to poor. You start tuning and come across a fork in the road you can go left to the village of vacío, or you can run thro the woods where your cabin is.

[honestly-why-noot]

(I may be too late, but oh well, here goes anyway)

I’ll go left to the village in seek of friends and allies!

[dailymediocrejokes]

Dm: u make it to town without any other problems and see a tavern on ur left town hall three buildings down on the right an some small businesses imbtween a few the two. The town is mostly empty due to the rain but the tavern looks very lively and take shelter there.

[dailymediocrejokes]

My goal is 4000 by next year

We have 3694 people starting on 1-1-2018 and boi do I feel good bout that

[dailymediocrejokes]

We hit 4221 followers in 6 months

[dailymediocrejokes]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls

..owls who?..

YEAH THEY DO!

[caspians--killer]

Coolest thing I’ve heard in 2018 so far

[dailymediocrejokes]

I’m very glad to hear that hope it brightened your day

[dailymediocrejokes]

Boss: ok so you know how to use the computer spread sheets right.

Me: you can say I excel

Boss: was that a Microsoft joke?

Me: word

[dailymediocrejokes]

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Hmm now that’s a toughie I’d have to say....

[dailymediocrejokes]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls

..owls who?..

YEAH THEY DO!

[dreamflight14156]

Best knock knock joke ever

[dailymediocrejokes]

Funny story I was in the middle of one of my shifts at work and I told this to my coworker to see if it was worth posting the smile and laughter I got back convinced me that some of u might like it.

[dailymediocrejokes]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls

..owls who?..

YEAH THEY DO!

[marshmallow-inactive-go4t]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who

..Who Who?..

What are you, an owl?!

[dailymediocrejokes]

He knows

[marshmallow-inactive-go4t]

//Loud Wheezing

[dailymediocrejokes]

U ok friend?

[dailymediocrejokes]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls

..owls who?..

YEAH THEY DO!

[marshmallow-inactive-go4t]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who

..Who Who?..

What are you, an owl?!

[dailymediocrejokes]

They knows

[dailymediocrejokes]

My goal is 4000 by next year

We have 3694 people starting on 1-1-2018 and boi do I feel good bout that

[dailymediocrejokes]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls

..owls who?..

YEAH THEY DO!

[of-coffee-and-sunshine]

THE GREAT BIG 2018 NEW YEAR’S PICTURE

It’s that time of year again! And by that, I mean the beginning of time in a new year. Uh… yeah. Well! Get yourself some tunes (beware of Mario Odyssey spoilers in the recommended section!), a drink, and whatever else you might want, cause here we go!

Keep reading

[dailymediocrejokes]

Found this gem

[dailymediocrejokes]

So this is off topic around here but does anyone want sun and moon codes for Marshadow and charizard?

[dailymediocrejokes]

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!!!

[dailymediocrejokes]

Why did the comedian go to the fabric store? Because he needed new material!