#trash!john

[artfulkindoforder]

John Watson at the museum in The Blind Banker

[messedupsockindex]

do you sometimes just remember that john counted sherlock’s texts right in front of his girlfriend what an absolute trash bag i love him

[oh-em-gee-wowe]

People literally need to stop being upset that John Watson is a trash can and not a perfect human bean. Like??? We knew that??? Polite!John never fuckin EXISTED, goodbye fic!John of bringing tea,,,, John Watson NEVER gets off his bi ass for anything but Sherlock Holmes @loudest-subtext-in-tv @skulls-and-tea

[221beemine]

Trash!John is now canon

[iamjohnlocked4life]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, fictional Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan, John Watson/Mary Morstan - background/unhappy Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Mary Morstan, theimprobableone Additional Tags: Jealous John, obviously, fictional maryl0ck, Fic within a Fic, trash!John, hate reading, Angry wanking, Post-Episode: s03e02 The Sign of Three, Pre-Episode: s03e03 His Last Vow, slots into canon Summary: John hate-reads maryl0ck. Jealousy ensues.

I’ve had this WiP for ages, but now seems an appropriate time to finally post, in light of all the jealous!John s4 speculation. Tagging folks under the cut who have recently been posting about John being jealous of Sherlock and Mary.

First of all, dedicated to my Hellions, without whom this monstrosity would never have been penned: @heimishtheidealhusband @hopelesslybenaddicted @hotdiggitydollie @may-shepard @monikakrasnorada @queenmab3 @roseinmyhand ~ thank you for inspiring me daily to be the trashiest version of myself, I love you guts so much!!!

A huge THANK YOU to @aquabelacqua for talking me through my panic, and also @catiebriecreates and @justacookieofacumberbatch ~ the best trio of writing pals ever, and a constant source of support ♥

And now the people who have been living with the horrific concept of trash!John being jealous of Sherlock and Mary: @marcespot @skulls-and-tea @inevitably-johnlocked @the-7-percent-solution @toxicsemicolon @quietlyprim sorry if any of you didn’t want to be tagged for this sort of thing, I just have seeing this speculation on my dash recently and thought you may be interested ♥ feel free to tag anyone else who likes to suffer!

[imminent-and-daring-escape]

This reminds me of John and Sherlock.

[hudders-and-hiddles]

John to Sherlock in the middle of the stakeout

[artfulkindoforder]

john: you thought lady carmichael was pretty and smart

sherlock: her shoes were nice, i guess

john: you lIEKD HER WHY DON"T YOU MARRY HER