#trash son

[parsonandpurrson]

back on my bullshit - Kent Parson retires from the NHL and starts coaching a PWHL team is this anything?

[oliveanntucker]

AU where everything is the same but Kiba wears thigh high boots and booty shorts.

[citrus-cactus]

apologies if this ask is too random but i saw your willis/wallace posts and felt the need to share this thought i had

i’ve only ever seen the dub (been meaning to watch the sub, never got around to it) and apparently he learned japanese from his girlfriend? anyways what i’m saying is i refuse to believe he has a girlfriend homeboy 100% taught himself japanese so he didn’t have to rely on shitty fansubs

Broke: Wallace learned Japanese for his girlfriend

Woke: Wallace learned Japanese for his anime waifu

You might be onto something there, friend. After all, why does Terriermon know Japanese so well? Surely Wallace wasn’t spending a lot of time out on the town with his digimon and a real live human girl. Perhaps he was actually spending a lot of time shut up in his room with his digimon and an open Limewire torrent… 🤔

[hypothesiscosmos]

would you possibly wanna draw hanamiya in e12?

It's been like a month or so since the last time I drew Hanamiya, but I missed drawing him already ;w;

[hopperhargrove]

I miss my trash son so much 🥺

[ayo-cowbelly]

ok but what if obi wan mentioned anidala on accident

ok so literally everyone in the gffa knows about anakin and padme being together, to a certain extent, but anidala are oblivious and they don’t know that everyone else knows.

so what if one day, obi wan flippantly mentions something about anakin and padme.

and anakin is like “ummMMMmMMmM togEthEr? nO... certaiNly nOt. what is LoVe? iVe nEver heaRd of iT. wHo iS paDmE again?”

so many voice cracks, blushing, tripping on his own feet

ahsoka is dying on the floor laughing

obi wan just stares at him for a second, like “i know your game” and then just says, “ah yes. of course. I suppose I was mistaken” then he moves on

anakin leans on the wall like “phew that was close”

ahsoka’s howling with laughter in the corner and trash son anakin can’t figure out why

obi wan, to cody: has he always been this way?

cody: you're the one who raised him

obi wan: well i was certainly never that dramatic

cody: i don’t know how hard you’re bullshitting me right now but it better be a lot

rex is banging his head against a wall

why can’t everyone stop being Like This

he just sighs

he’s the only one with a braincell

cody, to rex: if i throw myself out the airlock are you cool to take over as marshal commander

rex, who is so damn exhausted: please no

later on they’re on shore leave on naboo and ahsoka (this is when she’s still young, and she knows about anidala but doesn’t know it’s a *secret*), who’s never been there before and wants a tour, says “so master, you must know naboo pretty well, since you come here with senator amidala a lot, right?”

anakin says “whAt? i’ve never been here in my life. this is the ugliest planet i’ve ever seen. i hate it here. i would certainly never visit.”

rex, done with the bullshit, is like “of course sir. makes so much sense, even though you’re the hero of naboo and all.”

anakin doesn’t get the sarcasm

we all know this happened at some point, and trash son anakin thinks he’s the best darn secret keeper in the world

[thesevendeadlytrashsons]

It’s like 1 AM and I got the boy on my mind. I also thought of this joke:

This boy so poor, he broke my heart

it wasn't that good but I thought I’d get it off my chest 

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Human Funtime Freddy has a bit of used car salesman energy don’t mean he’s above stabbin somebody though

"USED CAR SALESMAN ENERGY" JFFHDFJDSKFJSKJDSKALDSD-