still thinking about jackparse in the year of our lord 2025

Someone please save me from Check Please hell M / 30 / Bi / a Mess follows from joyandpatience

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[parsonandpurrson]

Now if I said that every song on the great divide is about jackparse including the ones that are pretty clearly about a sibling not in spite of that fact but because of it…

[odd-birdie]

i think about hilary knight's boston blades fuckboy lesbian era all the time. it's still crazy to me she wasn't even out at that point.

in addition to the fact that hil had aged like fine wine, if i didn't know that the blades are a DEFUNCT hockey team you could convince me this was 2023 knighter.

[francoisarnaudsource]

François Arnaud Birthday Bash 2026 | Day 3: Free Choice

↳ François + talking about Scott Hunter/Heated Rivalry

[chilewithcarnage]

I do not respect the sanctity of marriage #divorcethatthang

[parsonandpurrson]

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[ronandhermy]

"Downfall" by Noah Kahan

[ronandhermy]

"Doors" by Noah Kahan

[parsonandpurrson]

really enjoying all this Skip divorce posting for no particular reason

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Can't wait for you to get online and see what we've done to this place in your absence (Skip divorce is now rotating around the heated rivalry fandoms shared brain cell like the only blunt at a party)

Literally so sick and twisted that I missed this important moment in our fandom anon,,, literally missed my calling,,,

But in a very genuine way, I do think that them divorcing is the only state of their relationship I would ever find interesting: Oh, you're divorcing the guy you've had a relationship with for six months who you moved into your house and proposed a serious committed relationship with after you had sex with him once even tho you were literally out to nobody in your life and you have a career where being outed would be a Huge Fucking Deal™ so even though this is your serious long term partner, you literally can't do anything with him in public or meet his friends or his loving father so he essentially has to stay in your apartment that you own like a housecat, so eventually you end up being given an ultimatum where obviously this person as an out and proud gay man with a strong support system isn't willing to compromise their identity and crouch back inside the closet to be your dirty little secret so he asks you to be out amongst his friends/family or else you can't be together, so you break up because being out to you isn't just a personal choice but a deeply professional one and at this point with your dead parents and small social circle comprised of work colleges your profession really is the only thing you have to distinguish your identity, but then you realise you are so terrified of being alone and not living as your authentic self that you do this huge insane romantic gesture on live TV that literally shakes the world, but Oh No!!! Being the first out gay man in the NHL comes with so much scrutiny and expectations to be the Perfect Gay Man so you have to set an example for All Gay People in sports, when feeling scrutinised and not wanting to bear the burden of feeling like you have to put a mask on to be perfect all the time was the very thing you were trying to escape by Living Your Truth, so the pressure for your relationship to be Perfect combined with the slowly festering resentment at each other that you both can't express that this all wouldn't be happening if you didn't implode your life as you knew it for this person ends up tearing it up from within,,, you're telling me these people are getting a divorce? Shocker,,,,

[ronandhermy]

"Downfall" by Noah Kahan

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[feraltrenchcoat]

indeed.com/careers/search/haunting_the_narrative

[ronandhermy]

"Some life experiences that may apply to you" by Lev St. Valentine

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[ticklefighthockey]

writing in 24 pt bold font at the top of my google doc: THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE LYING TO HIMSELF AT ALL TIMES

[obligatorygeekery]

you got a fast car (4.5k, t)

"Put it this way; have you wanted to marry all your best friends?" Svetlana fires back. Parson pauses long enough that she wonders if she's missing something, some tragic love affair that everyone else knows about, maybe a fling with a pop star or a model, before he clears his throat. "I've never had a best friend who's a woman, so —" Svetlana scoffs and throws him the keys, pointing at the iridescent green convertible in the corner before leaving. Typical.

the omgcp/hr crossover that absolutely everyone has been waiting for.